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STOLEN!! I ordered a 2 Door Wildtrak Day 1, waited patiently, finally arrived last month and now it was stolen. My wife has stolen my Bronco and won't give it back, she says I bought a Big Truck while I was waiting for my Bronco and its too big for her to drive. Now I have to ride in the passenger seat of my dream Bronco. See attached photo, it shows her stealing it.
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Boxed yourself in on that one. She's got that smile that really says it all...
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STOLEN!! I ordered a 2 Door Wildtrak Day 1, waited patiently, finally arrived last month and now it was stolen. My wife has stolen my Bronco and won't give it back, she says I bought a Big Truck while I was waiting for my Bronco and its too big for her to drive. Now I have to ride in the passenger seat of my dream Bronco. See attached photo, it shows her stealing it.
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Call 911, it looks like someone stole her legs too.
 

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STOLEN!! I ordered a 2 Door Wildtrak Day 1, waited patiently, finally arrived last month and now it was stolen. My wife has stolen my Bronco and won't give it back, she says I bought a Big Truck while I was waiting for my Bronco and its too big for her to drive. Now I have to ride in the passenger seat of my dream Bronco. See attached photo, it shows her stealing it.
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Cheese Louis, we've gone from "...my dealer says..." to ""...my wife says...", in short order. šŸ˜‚
 

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I know the number of a few divorce lawyers in Texas if you need help. šŸ˜‚
 

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Look if she says itā€™s hers then itā€™s hers ok, I donā€™t know what to tell you. You want to end up on me episode of forensic files? I donā€™t think so, donā€™t argue with her.
 

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Ah, she ain't that big. I think you can take her. :cool: :p
 

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Awesome, now just get a Bronco Raptor and let her know that one is too big for her too ;)
 

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I think it might be easier to get a new wife than another bronco.
My wife thinks this is hysterical. I'm not sure how I will feel if she steals my braptor
 

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When I ordered my bronco, my wife looked at me, but why a manual transmission...I won't be able to drive that.šŸ‘Œ

Of course, I've offered to teach her how to drive one, but she is dubious.
 

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STOLEN!! I ordered a 2 Door Wildtrak Day 1, waited patiently, finally arrived last month and now it was stolen. My wife has stolen my Bronco and won't give it back, she says I bought a Big Truck while I was waiting for my Bronco and its too big for her to drive. Now I have to ride in the passenger seat of my dream Bronco. See attached photo, it shows her stealing it.
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Sooo, now that youā€˜ve got us all rilled up and Iā€™ve already packed the truck with some ā€œtoolsā€ to come help. Well, since you do have an idea of the who the suspect might be, does this still mean that we get to exercise our 2nd Ammendments rights or no? šŸ˜Ÿ

Just sayin, Calvary is here and waitin and all since you called usā€¦. šŸ¤Ø
 

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She's similing like this is funny! :( A lot of suggestions, however I have mitigated such acts by ordering her a Bronco of her own. Should definitly be less costly than some of these prior suggestions.
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