That is me with every Jeep that I see.Contemplating letting the wife drive it home with the top off so I can pull a Mr. Bean all the way home.
Sponsored
That is me with every Jeep that I see.Contemplating letting the wife drive it home with the top off so I can pull a Mr. Bean all the way home.
THIS...RIGHT...HERE!!!Don't borrow trouble for tomorrow. Your Bronco will show up with all ordered amenities and you will giggle with joy when you see it. Me, I will wear a diaper because I will most likely pee myself when I see mine.
Emily Ratajkowski huh? I can’t fault you for aiming for the stars in your dream.- It will be a bright, warm sunny day in the Pacific Northwest.
- My Bronco will still be hermetically sealed from the factory. Not even breathed in.
- New dealership employee, Emily Ratajkowski will greet me at the door and perform the vehicle walkthrough and any final...spit and polish required.
- Emily will then grab a picnic basket, man the copilot seat and take the rest of the day off.
- Dealership will throw in a bunch of accessories, swag and a full tank of gas due to my long wait from reservation to delivery.
- I will leave town by dirt road and wander through the Gifford Pinchot National Forest with stops by St. Helens, Adams and Rainier along with a few isolated natural hot springs to appease Em.
- Once home, I will tell my wife (after the steak knives have been put away) that Emily and I have decided to 'make a go of it'.
Or in some cases, a 40-year old...My only real worry is that, after seeing my new ride, I might act like a 10 year old that just got a PS5 for Xmas.
I will also show up in a diaper, just in case it’s a different color than what I ordered, I won’t be peeing.Don't borrow trouble for tomorrow. Your Bronco will show up with all ordered amenities and you will giggle with joy when you see it. Me, I will wear a diaper because I will most likely pee myself when I see mine.