I'll just adjust my wedding gift.I'm sorry, but you just might have to wait for the next tray of chicken.
You can try taking it up with the bride.
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I'll just adjust my wedding gift.I'm sorry, but you just might have to wait for the next tray of chicken.
You can try taking it up with the bride.
This could be a trick question guys. How big is she? Has she appeared on any reality shows? Does she have a purse full of baggies?Imagine we're all at a wedding reception waiting for the buffet. Any minute now they're going to come around and call up each table one at a time.
From where you're sitting you can tell there's chicken, and lasagna, and a carving station, and a veggie option, and bacon wrapped scallops, and stupid salad, and those mini cannolis everyone loves...
And then the Bride announces that she's going to let her mother cut in front of everyone.
How does this affect your chance at getting a chicken breast from the first batch out?
If that old lady takes the last bacon wrapped scallop Im punting her. I don't care who's mom she is.Imagine we're all at a wedding reception waiting for the buffet. Any minute now they're going to come around and call up each table one at a time.
From where you're sitting you can tell there's chicken, and lasagna, and a carving station, and a veggie option, and bacon wrapped scallops, and stupid salad, and those mini cannolis everyone loves...
And then the Bride announces that she's going to let her mother cut in front of everyone.
How does this affect your chance at getting a chicken breast from the first batch out?
I think it’s funny that y’all are focusing on the mother.This could be a trick question guys. How big is she? Has she appeared on any reality shows? Does she have a purse full of baggies?
BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHICKEN.I think it’s funny that y’all are focusing on the mother.
Not a single one of you have considered how many pieces of chicken are in each tray, how popular it will be in general, or that you might be the groom.
This is my point. There’s no use getting bent out over these subtle adjustments since 1. There’s so many unknowns, 2. Too many variables and 3. In the end we won’t even know if your rank changed as a result of any of it.
We’re all going to get our Broncos whenever we’re going to get them.
Namaste, mother f*ckers.