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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
All credit to @GToddC5
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Dealer:
Welcome to ___ Ford, May I help you?

Me:
[indignantly] Yes.

Dealer:
How may I help you?

Me:
You can start by wiping that f***ing dumbass smile off your rosy f***ing cheeks. Then you can give me a clue when I'm getting my f***ing Bronco. A f***ing Pic from the Line, a f***ing Built Email, a f***ing Shipped Email, a f***ing Delivery Date - 4 f***ing wheels and a seat!

Dealer:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Me:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the f***ing dark over a year with a f***ing order to a f***ing Bronco that isn't f***ing here. And I really didn't care to f***ing chase down multiple f***ing trackers and pray for f***ing modules to pop and come back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want my f***ing Bronco, right f***ing now.

Dealer:
May I see your signed purchase agreement?

Me:
I don't have one.

Dealer:
Oh, boy.

Me:
"Oh, boy" what?

Dealer:
You're f***ed
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Hope you all enjoy it! It was written with true feelings of pain and angst for my continued final countdown and wait 😅
 
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Hope you all enjoy it! It was written with true feelings of pain and angst for my continued final countdown and wait 😅
Me right f*cking now...
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