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Y’all share girlfriends or just take turns giving each other’s a ride?
Mostly share. Currently, I have 1 of my own and we share another.
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My rear seats are in the attic. Ford should offer a rear seat delete option and make a flat rear cargo area with locking storage in the rear foot wells. I don't know why they don't. A 2-door, 2 passenger Bronco would be just as fun (in a different way), cool, and considerably more practical than a Miata or a 911. I wonder if having a well integrated factory rear seat delete would help them sell more 2-doors? Plenty of DIYers have done it.

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I thought of you today @not on the rug. A while back you were smacking me down and accused me of being a boomer (which I'm not) and also something about yelling at kids to get off my lawn. Well, Ive been tracking this kid on an electric scooter that's been doing donuts on our private gravel road that I mostly maintain. Well, I caught the kid today and told him to get off my road! Not really, but I told him I was his age once and I completely get it, but I'd appreciate it if he'd stop doing the donuts that lead to puddles that then result in enormous pot holes.
This reminded me of an event that happened 20 years ago. We rented a place that had a 1500 foot grass runway. Before we put in an electric gate people would drive in and do donuts on the runway leaving big ruts that had to be raked out before using the runway. Anyways I finally caught 3 twentyish year old guys doing the donuts. With my dog and my baseball bat I convinced them to get down on there knees and fix the ruts. When they finished fixing there damage they asked if they could leave. I said you haven't finished yet. The stated they didn't do thise ruts. I said no you didn't but I didn't catch them.
 

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This reminded me of an event that happened 20 years ago. We rented a place that had a 1500 foot grass runway. Before we put in an electric gate people would drive in and do donuts on the runway leaving big ruts that had to be raked out before using the runway. Anyways I finally caught 3 twentyish year old guys doing the donuts. With my dog and my baseball bat I convinced them to get down on there knees and fix the ruts. When they finished fixing there damage they asked if they could leave. I said you haven't finished yet. The stated they didn't do thise ruts. I said no you didn't but I didn't catch them.
You remind me of my late father who , in the 70s when I was maybe 10 years old, caught a friend and I shooting out the rear window of a junk car. It was one of maybe a dozen or so junkers in the back 40 of my friends ranch and we were using his BB rifle. He shot first then handed me the rifle and no later than I had squeezed the trigger his and my dad rode up on horseback. After a very stern and verbally abusive rant we were told that we would be working off the cost of the several broken rear and side windows. We both argued that the one rear glass was all we had shot at, but dad quickly said, " We didn't catch them though."

Thanks for the memory. Even the rough ones are good looking back now, lol.
 

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Sounds like typical 2-door haters club propaganda.

Two doors are just cooler, we get that - no need to hate on us if you need a micro bus for your bloated lifestyle and kids/dogs that are so pendulous & un-agile they can't get in without a cargo entrance to get there.
 

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You remind me of my late father who , in the 70s when I was maybe 10 years old, caught a friend and I shooting out the rear window of a junk car. It was one of maybe a dozen or so junkers in the back 40 of my friends ranch and we were using his BB rifle. He shot first then handed me the rifle and no later than I had squeezed the trigger his and my dad rode up on horseback. After a very stern and verbally abusive rant we were told that we would be working off the cost of the several broken rear and side windows. We both argued that the one rear glass was all we had shot at, but dad quickly said, " We didn't catch them though."

Thanks for the memory. Even the rough ones are good looking back now, lol.
Back in the early 60's my dad was living in Sunnyvale, California in a new development out in the country (as Sunnyvale was then, I've heard it said it was the model for a lot of the Pleasantville-type suburbs and movies settings over the years). They had just moved in and that Christmas his dad had gotten him and his two younger brothers a .22. So of course they went out that night and shot out all the streetlights in the neighborhood save for one and got brought home by a very stern police officer. He said that nonetheless they thought it fun to ride in the police car and he had even turned on the lights and sirens several times. lol
 

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It's just a Pelican case and the cheapest Ford Maverick bedliner, trimmed to fit. Pretty easy!
You have a model number on the Pelican case?
 

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Sounds like typical 2-door haters club propaganda.

Two doors are just cooler, we get that - no need to hate on us if you need a micro bus for your bloated lifestyle and kids/dogs that are so pendulous & un-agile they can't get in without a cargo entrance to get there.
Quite the opposite..I have respect for my kids, dogs and passengers and wouldn't expect them to have to contort themselves to climb into the tiny little back seat and then sit there trapped in a box without even the luxury of opening their own window.

Remember how this whole thread started. People with 2 doors hate people (and dogs apparently) so of course you don'tcare about anyone else'scomfort.

That's what the bumper sticker said...
 

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The 2DR math is incredibly simple: +60% I drive alone. It’s nice, nothing better. Blast some tunes, enjoy the air. +30% of the time the girlfriend comes along. She’s got a nice passenger seat, I even installed her an extra grab handle. The remaining less than 10%? It’s likely just a short trip, so get in the back and STFU. :)
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