While your statement may technically be true, It's not a cool way to act toward Bronco Brethren while you continue to praise yourself for your choice of Base. Karma's a bitch, and you could easily find yourself without your new Bronco for a plethora of reasons, while it sits at a dealer waiting...
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You can start by wiping that f***ing dumbass smile off your rosy f***ing cheeks. Then you can give me a clue when I'm getting my f***ing Bronco. A f***ing Pic from the Line, a f***ing Built...
How about the hammock, did you get that? If it makes you feel better, I was supposed to get the hammock, but when I was tracking it, it suddenly showed up as "Damaged, Undeliverable" and the fuckers never replaced it.
This is maddening, seeing all the people with Ford Emails. I had a 11/16 blend date, and still no built email yet. Both trackers still show "In Production". The Palsapp shows a freight bill #, but status pending. I can't take it!