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First this news and then I just went to Dunkin Donuts and they told me they were out of chocolate glazed already!!!! This week is turning out to be as pleasant as a sandpaper jock-strap!!!!!!!!

Sadly, you're right...I do have plenty of time. The way this is going, they'll retire the Bronco again and then re-release Generation 7 before my name coms up on any build sheets. If by then I can't answer your emails...start checking the nursing homes for the blithering idiot making beads and...

Well if the day EVER comes where FORD actually builds my Bronco that I can actually pick up…I’ll bring you a living baby Smurf (I have a better chance of finding a real Smurf than a real Bronco).

Hell, if I’m going to be on a “Naughty” list…I want it to be for something much dirtier than picking an effing hardtop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't even get a WildTrak, so I figure I have a better shot of marrying Shania Twain AND have her be perfectly fine with me having a side relationship based on only sex with Selma Hayek along with discovering a diamond mine in my basement than ever scoring a Raptor. Right now I wouldn't...

yes....but my reservation unfortunately says..."NEVERmade Edition"!!!!!!

At this point, FORD should be completely transparent and have the following naming conventions for their Bronco color options: 1) Screw you BLUE 2) back-door'd you BLACK 3) Reemed you reservation holders RED 4) Go Eff yourself Gray 5) You must be crazy YELLOW 6) Why does anyone care anymore...

Well based on my order number...I have enough constraints to delay my build until such time as the Bronco will be able to fly around like the Jetsons car did. Which if I look at it like the glass is half full...is pretty cool (of course, by the time that happens, some archeologist will dig up...

Me: “Ok, I’ll take all the constraints off…when can I expect my Bronco”? FORD “ just hold your horses Sparky, we see you want a glass windshield and glass windows…please refer to our addendum constraint list…looks like a model year 2030 for you Mr. Picky”!!!!

Hey NayNay...I hope you you spoke up and told them...."listen, don't make me come over to Corporate because if I do, I'm bringing a can of Whoop-ass that I'll need a crane to transport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll refer to Jack Webb in the “D.I.” “Finding a good looking blonde swinger who owns a liquor store”….that’s my key to a happy life. ….of course she’s more elusive than a 4-door Wildtrak….and that’s frigging saying something!!!!!

Yep...7/14/20 reservation holder for a 4 door WildTrak and I have a better chance of finding the Knights Templar treasure buried beneath my backyard grill than I do of ever seeing a build date for this frigging truck!

I'll take $250 worth of Preparation-H to soothe the unbelievable pain-in-the-ass this whole process that FORD created has caused.

Hey, there's mine....second row, all the way in the back, all you can see is the roof. Why don't they brush the snow off it for Christ Sakes????? Oh wait, I get it.....they want it to look just like it will when Hell freezes over and I actually get the effing thing.

The irony is that at the rate the sleazy developers in Virginia are building shitty houses on every square inch of land there is....by the time (if the universe has enough time for FORD to get it's act in order) that my Bronco gets built, the only off-roading around here will be the median...

Merry Christmas everyone! The cool thing is FORD send me a Bronco desk calendar for Christmas this week. Kind of a twisted joke that reminds me that everyday I check off on that calendar is another day FORD dicks around with actually delivering me a Bronco. ..Side note...A two-door full size...

I'm thinking of leaving my reservation number to my son in my Will because it looks like I'll be pushing up Daisey's by the time this frigging thing is going to be built.

I have a poem too.... Roses are red they dumped anti matter blue all I can say FORD is FU!!!!!!!!!! (yes, anti matter blue was my preference for this wet dream killing vehicle roll-out )

EXACTLY!!!!! I feel like FORD is handing us a huge shit sandwich (lesser builds) and at the same time saying "what are you complaining about.....you didn't have ANY sandwich before" I think we should all start chanting "let's go hardtops" (which is code for (Fu@k you Ford Corp).

...Just wait until next year to see what they probably send in place of an actual vehicle.....I'm betting it's a FORD Bronco keycahin to complete the irony... 1) Pay reservation fee for a truck you never get 2) Receive a pennant/flag to display the name of your vehicle that has never been built...