‘Twas the night before Bronco

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Twas the night before Bronco,
And all through the land,
Anticipation was bubbling,
The time was at hand.

All the good people who’d waited so long,
Climbed into their beds to dream until dawn,
Of 2 doors and 4 doors and yes, even Sports!
Expectations were huge and patience grew short.

So tomorrow the seeds of perseverance we’ll reap,
The Bronco returns!
RIP Jeep!
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Twas the night before Bronco,
And all through the land,
A nervous shivering could be heard,
It was the Jeep brand.

For the people who had only one option,
Tomorrow brings a new hope to all,
Built wild and tough, the Bronco will be,
There will be not one, but three.

The long wait is over, as is Jeep's reign,
A new king is here,
Dominance, the Bronco will attain!
 

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Twas the night before Bronco,
And all through the land,
Anticipation was bubbling,
The time was at hand.

All the good people who’d waited so long,
Climbed into their beds to dream until dawn.
Of 2 doors and 4 doors and yes, even Sports!
Expectations were huge and patience grew short.

So tomorrow the seeds of perseverance we’ll reap,
The Bronco returns!
RIP Jeep!
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Twas the night before bronco
And all through the land
All creatures still stirring
Too many visions off offroading, overloading, and wanderlust to be had.

I and the wife had just settled in for a midsummer night's nap, but alas sleep couldn't find me, as visions of options and paint colors danced in my head under my amazon store bronco cap

I finally dozed off when the bronco6g forums got stale, when arose such a clatter from my notification alert emails.
I jumped up like a mustang and flew to phone, punched in my code, and started the show

Hulu, natgeo, youtube, and disney plus too,
However was i supposed to filter all this news

Credit card in hand, hoping the ford site doesn't crash. I must get my reservation done for the first edition with the color matched dash

Two door or four? 315s or more? Area 51 or grabber blue? So many choices whatever will i do?

I dance through the configurator like a jeep with the death wabble, my wife screaming and shouting, with that many options the price is too high, you gotta stop drinking straight from the bottle

Baby don't worry I say, the price doesnt count. You can't put a price on freedom, 'Merica I shout!

Jim Hackett smiles and nods on the big screen streaming in back, gives me a wink and the reveal fades to black

I sit, smile, and breath a sigh of relief. My belly full of pineapple pizza with a hint of jalapeno beneath. I take a sip of bourbon and smile at the wife. Our financial future over-leveraged for life.
 

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Twas the night before Bronco,
And all through the land,
Anticipation was bubbling,
The time was at hand.

All the good people who’d waited so long,
Climbed into their beds to dream until dawn,
Of 2 doors and 4 doors and yes, even Sports!
Expectations were huge and patience grew short.

So tomorrow the seeds of perseverance we’ll reap,
The Bronco returns!
RIP Jeep!
YEEEEEEEHAW!
 
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