A note to the 4-door brigade: We get it already!!!!!

[Gr8Hortoni]

2DFL

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[Ride Em Bronco]

If it’s any consolation, sometimes he’ll be riding back there with the dog. And when the dog is in the front with me, at least he’ll have cup holders to keep him company back there.

OK - as long as that is not a photo of the dog

 

[RiverRat001]

We should soak this moment in. That dead space between deciding and waiting. Between useful brand info and useful service/customization info. Like bad elevator music... these threads fill the void until we get to where we actually want to be, and will be immediately forgotten.

 

[Gr8Hortoni]

I’m sad I can only like this post once.

 

[MississippiMule]

You don’t understand! Four-door people have FOUR FRIENDS to tote around and we only have THREE!

 

[EvlNvrDys]

Seriously, you guys are becoming the stars of the cancel culture society. WORDS HURT ME!

We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). Why are you so offended when we tell you this? We understand you have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D but what about our reasons?

- 2 door looks better

- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.

- We don’t have friends, you guys have friends and take them places in your car??

- We won’t have rear seat passengers besides the doggies = more room for more food.

- Real Broncos are only 2 doors.

- 4 doors are for soccer moms, mall crawlers and posers.

- Some of us don’t intend to sleep in it and maybe some of us are 3’ tall? Dick!

- No passengers = plenty of room for more food! “Hey Steve if you want to come, get your own car you mooch!”

- Oh you have an extra roof panel you won’t remove while going to the mall or soccer practice? Cool for you.

- Did I mention the 2 door looks better?

Etc.

Can’t we all just get along?

Remember, 4 is more but it’s a bore.

2 DOOR FTW!!!














Yes, this is all sarcasm you little nannies.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

 

[jwoobs]

I believe all of the following:
4. I cannot understand the passionate declarations that a Mustang Mach-E cannot be a Mustang, but a 4-door Bronco is a Bronco.

Good point. Henceforth I refuse to acknowledge the Bronco Sport or the 4 door as Broncos.

2 dr is the ONE TRUE BRONCO

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

We should soak this moment in. That dead space between deciding and waiting. Between useful brand info and useful service/customization info. Like bad elevator music... these threads fill the void until we get to where we actually want to be, and will be immediately forgotten.

Calm down, if you can’t laugh at this you take life too seriously.

 

[RookieMissSteak]

OK - as long as that is not a photo of the dog

You mean the sweet stray in my profile pic? He just showed up out of nowhere so we started feeding him...he’s a little mouthy though. Can’t figure out what breed he is either.

Actually that beauty showed up on our trail cam. Crazy what goes on out there. Bear, raccoons, foxes, coyotes, but thankfully no random crazy hill people (yet).

 

[drive21bronco]

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

Me too, Soon Two kids

 

[jwoobs]

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

My dad had a Gen II Bronco. I loved flipping the seat forward and scrambling up into the back seat. If anything, the 2 door should be more fun for children.

 

[RookieMissSteak]

Me too, Soon Two kids

If it makes you feel better, some of my favorite memories are climbing into the back of my dad’s 2 door Jeep. (And mustang for that matter) ...... Always knew it was adventure time when I got in.

 

[Will2497]

 

[RiverRat001]

Calm down, if you can’t laugh at this you take life too seriously.

lol why so serious when telling me to be less serious? wasn’t intended to be offensive. I did chuckle. Just pointing out that we’re all going a little stir-crazy. I just can’t wait for when I’m not refreshing this forum for scraps of new info, but rather checking in once in a while to figure out if/how folks did project X or fixed problem Y.

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