A note to the 4-door brigade: We get it already!!!!!

[Bronco4lyfe85]

This post is too funny! Clearly anyone who has been around this forum is well aware when it comes to this topic it is the 2-door guys attacking 4-door guys, not the other way around. Seriously dude it sounds like you are the one offended by 4-doors!

You took this seriously?

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[frinesi2]

This guy businesses?

i business so hard

 

[frinesi2]

Lol, this is getting ridiculous. But I’m not at all surprised on this male dominated forum that there’s a lot of arguing about size going on

hey don't look at me I'm perfectly satisfied with the 2-door


not like I feel the need to mouth off about 4-door "superiority" and business acument with a username that literally has "cock" in it

 

[guerro]

Seriously, you guys are becoming the stars of the cancel culture society. WORDS HURT ME!

We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). Why are you so offended when we tell you this? We understand you have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D but what about our reasons?

- 2 door looks better

- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.

- We don’t have friends, you guys have friends and take them places in your car??

- We won’t have rear seat passengers besides the doggies = more room for more food.

- Real Broncos are only 2 doors.

- 4 doors are for soccer moms, mall crawlers and posers.

- Some of us don’t intend to sleep in it and maybe some of us are 3’ tall? Dick!

- No passengers = plenty of room for more food! “Hey Steve if you want to come, get your own car you mooch!”

- Oh you have an extra roof panel you won’t remove while going to the mall or soccer practice? Cool for you.

- Did I mention the 2 door looks better?

Etc.

Can’t we all just get along?

Remember, 4 is more but it’s a bore.

2 DOOR FTW!!!














Yes, this is all sarcasm you little nannies.

 

[Kickit]

hey don't look at me I'm perfectly satisfied with the 2-door


not like I feel the need to mouth off about 4-door "superiority" and business acument with a username that literally has "cock" in it

you sound like a man whose not afraid to wear pink! I appreciate that!!


also I’m just teasing, but pink is a good color! Or salmon some prefer to call it.

 

[frinesi2]

^^THIS GUY GETS IT

 

[markregel]

2 door types are still pissed the Ford Explorer Sport didn't work out very well...
All of them wish they had the successful platform of the 4 door.
History will repeat itself...

not sarcasm...

I get it the original Bronco was 2-door, but just one time riding in the back of a Mitsubishi Eclipse was enough to keep me away from 2-door forever. I was a college dude at the time and fit, and what a PAIN IN THE YOU KNOW WHAT. 2 door Broncos are great I'm glad Ford has the option but the advantages of 4-door are obvious and far more than just rear seat access.

 

[guerro]

^^THIS GUY GETS IT

The joke may have gone over your head. Probably some of that "acument" you referenced earlier.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

The joke may have gone over your head. Probably some of that "acument" you referenced earlier.

I think his joke went over your head

 

[LARELL]

I get it the original Bronco was 2-door, but just one time riding in the back of a Mitsubishi Eclipse was enough to keep me away from 2-door forever. I was a college dude at the time and fit, and what a PAIN IN THE YOU KNOW WHAT. 2 door Broncos are great I'm glad Ford has the option but the advantages of 4-door are obvious and far more than just rear seat access.

comparing riding in the back of a "sports car" to the bronco? okay

 

[frinesi2]

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

comparing riding in the back of a sports car to the bronco? okay

Depends on the sports car. Jump in the back of Challenger, it’s roomy as hell.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

I love Bautista! I remember when I saw the first trailer for this movie and him and I just shuttered, I thought it would be awful. 2 of my favorite movies and he is hysterical.

 

[BlairWitch]

If it’s any consolation, sometimes he’ll be riding back there with the dog. And when the dog is in the front with me, at least he’ll have cup holders to keep him company back there.

YES!! 8 and 6 year old in the back, dog up front with me. Husband can walk cause he's not allowed in the Bronco if he's farting!

 

[Erock]

Tried to avoid this, but you 2 door only guys just wont let it go. We 4 door guys are not concerned with being “cool” as you are... we don’t feel the need to bash on you or your choices... we are likable people with friends and families... and so what if we end up at the mall once in a while.

We can’t help it that you have no kids because your wife ran off with your ex best friend in his 4 door... and the only thing you have left is a stray puppy that only stays with you because you feed it. And lastly, if you would quit trying to measure all the time, no one would know about your micro penis condition.

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