A note to the 4-door brigade: We get it already!!!!!

[Squatch]

Tried to avoid this, but you 2 door only guys just wont let it go. We 4 door guys are not concerned with being “cool” as you are... we don’t feel the need to bash on you or your choices... we are likable people with friends and families... and so what if we end up at the mall once in a while.

We can’t help it that you have no kids because your wife ran off with your ex best friend in his 4 door... and the only thing you have left is a stray puppy that only stays with you because you feed it. And lastly, if you would quit trying to measure all the time, no one would know about your micro penis condition.

This is literally a parody response thread to a thread by a four-door extremist bashing two-door loyalists.

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[frinesi2]

you sound like a man whose not afraid to wear pink! I appreciate that!!


also I’m just teasing, but pink is a good color! Or salmon some prefer to call it.

What do I look like, a lacrosse player?

 

[mC.242]

Man, you 2dr guys are such babies. And you 4dr guys too.

My Bronco will have ZERO doors!
That's right, just an open window to crawl through.

Real trucks don't need fancy doors that open and close with a silly handle.

All you lazy 2dr and 4dr people can enjoy your lame grocery-getters.
I'll be crawling my zero-door Bronco laughing at you.

 

[frinesi2]

Tried to avoid this, but you 2 door only guys just wont let it go. We 4 door guys are not concerned with being “cool” as you are... we don’t feel the need to bash on you or your choices... we are likable people with friends and families... and so what if we end up at the mall once in a while.

We can’t help it that you have no kids because your wife ran off with your ex best friend in his 4 door... and the only thing you have left is a stray puppy that only stays with you because you feed it. And lastly, if you would quit trying to measure all the time, no one would know about your micro penis condition.

It's a stray CAT that only stays with me because I feed it and there are THREE of them thank you very MUCH

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

This is literally a parody response thread to a thread by a four-door extremist bashing two-door loyalists.

The amount of people that haven’t realized that yet is hilarious and incredible.

 

[MississippiMule]

I drove a 1987 full-size Bronco in high school. Occasionally, someone would complain about climbing in to get into the back seat, but they were happy to do so in order to be included in the party on wheels in a cool ride. Granted, you could ride three people comfortably back there in those big Broncos, but the two-door aspect wasn’t a big problem.

Even the original 1966 Bronco (with back seat) was marketed as a family wagon. People were fine with smaller homes and smaller closets back then. Our culture has just changed as to what we “need.”

 

[Kickit]

What do I look like, a lacrosse player?

You might!! Who knows? I don’t know what anyone on here looks like

you could even be a cat taking a nap on a computer!

 

[markregel]

You took this seriously?

Not really

 

[L8apex]

You might!! Who knows? I don’t know what anyone on here looks like

you could even be a cat taking a nap on a computer!

I'm here live - I'm not a cat!

 

[markregel]

comparing riding in the back of a "sports car" to the bronco? okay

Agree maybe a stretch but getting in & out not much difference.

 

[broadicustomworks]

I'm here live - I'm not a cat!

Perfect timing..
I mean
Puuuurfect timing.

 

[srotier]

Seriously, you guys are becoming the stars of the cancel culture society. WORDS HURT ME!

We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). Why are you so offended when we tell you this? We understand you have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D but what about our reasons?

- 2 door looks better

- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.

- We don’t have friends, you guys have friends and take them places in your car??

- We won’t have rear seat passengers besides the doggies = more room for more food.

- Real Broncos are only 2 doors.

- 4 doors are for soccer moms, mall crawlers and posers.

- Some of us don’t intend to sleep in it and maybe some of us are 3’ tall? Dick!

- No passengers = plenty of room for more food! “Hey Steve if you want to come, get your own car you mooch!”

- Oh you have an extra roof panel you won’t remove while going to the mall or soccer practice? Cool for you.

- Did I mention the 2 door looks better?

Etc.

Can’t we all just get along?

Remember, 4 is more but it’s a bore.

2 DOOR FTW!!!

You forgot to mention that those of us with 2D's won't have to constantly look around the B pillar anytime we look to the left or right.

 

[markregel]

The amount of people that haven’t realized that yet is hilarious and incredible.

Did it occur to you that not everyone reads every thread?

 

[Bushwhacker]

People who think they are right and like to tell everyone so usually do surround themselves with dogs since finding someone that actually agrees with them is damn near impossible and the dog will stick around as long as you feed it...



Sarcasm included... kinda

 

[markregel]

Man, you 2dr guys are such babies. And you 4dr guys too.

My Bronco will have ZERO doors!
That's right, just an open window to crawl through.

Real trucks don't need fancy doors that open and close with a silly handle.

All you lazy 2dr and 4dr people can enjoy your lame grocery-getters.
I'll be crawling my zero-door Bronco laughing at you.

Best post ever!!

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