A note to the 4-door brigade: We get it already!!!!!

[ReimundKrohn]

My dad had a Gen II Bronco. I loved flipping the seat forward and scrambling up into the back seat. If anything, the 2 door should be more fun for children.

I grew up with 2 Doors. From Dad’s Chevy Nova to his Plymouth Duster to his Olds Cutlass Supreme - it wasn’t until we reached the teen years that he caved and bought a big GMC Family Van..... he lost 80% of his cool with that one purchase..... it was the end of an era, I tell ya.

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[Rick Astley]

There's a reason 99.9% of classic cars look better as coupes than more-doors.... Resale values are also about 150% higher for 2-doors.

If your friends sensibilities are so delicate that they can't get in the back seat, they are not up for adventure. These types of people also dislike Baja Blast Mountain Dew and should be avoided if you like adventure.

If your dog is so old it can't get in the back of a Bronco, it's old enough that any accident you have in the Bronco will likely harm the dog physically, keep it home with the prissy friends so they can take a siesta.

If your dog is so small it can't get in the back of a Bronco, you have a cat. Cat's are great! An independent mindset is what you've been lacking this whole time and why you got a 4-door. They probably make a hard seltzer which will take the sting off your day but welcome to every day for the rest of your life being a dull grind.


Just take a look at these fashionable fellows. And notice a Jeep full of friends and good times, they probably have a huge adventure lined up for later in the day! And finally, notice it's a 2-door Jeep. Those are REAL friends right there.

 

[markregel]

Not valid.

And when has the market ever been good at deciding anything.

Your solution: Build a car nobody wants and go out of business.

 

[Kickit]

There's a reason 99.9% of classic cars look better as coupes than more-doors.... Resale values are also about 150% higher for 2-doors.

If your friends sensibilities are so delicate that they can't get in the back seat, they are not up for adventure. These types of people also dislike Baja Blast Mountain Dew and should be avoided if you like adventure.

If your dog is so old it can't get in the back of a Bronco, it's old enough that any accident you have in the Bronco will likely harm the dog physically, keep it home with the prissy friends so they can take a siesta.

If your dog is so small it can't get in the back of a Bronco, you have a cat. Cat's are great! An independent mindset is what you've been lacking this whole time and why you got a 4-door. They probably make a hard seltzer which will take the sting off your day but welcome to every day for the rest of your life being a dull grind.


Just take a look at these fashionable fellows. And notice a Jeep full of friends and good times, they probably have a huge adventure lined up for later in the day! And finally, notice it's a 2-door Jeep. Those are REAL friends right there.

What is this?! A Bronco for ants?!? How can we expect our friends to have any fun if they can’t even fit inside the two door??!

 

[frinesi2]

Your solution: Build a car nobody wants and go out of business.

It worked for Tesla!

 

[L8apex]

There's a reason 99.9% of classic cars look better as coupes than more-doors.... Resale values are also about 150% higher for 2-doors.

If your friends sensibilities are so delicate that they can't get in the back seat, they are not up for adventure. These types of people also dislike Baja Blast Mountain Dew and should be avoided if you like adventure.

If your dog is so old it can't get in the back of a Bronco, it's old enough that any accident you have in the Bronco will likely harm the dog physically, keep it home with the prissy friends so they can take a siesta.

If your dog is so small it can't get in the back of a Bronco, you have a cat. Cat's are great! An independent mindset is what you've been lacking this whole time and why you got a 4-door. They probably make a hard seltzer which will take the sting off your day but welcome to every day for the rest of your life being a dull grind.


Just take a look at these fashionable fellows. And notice a Jeep full of friends and good times, they probably have a huge adventure lined up for later in the day! And finally, notice it's a 2-door Jeep. Those are REAL friends right there.

Pretty sure that's a 2-door Bronco w/ roadster doors (so a no door).

This thread is basically a gasoline fight anyways.

 

[Rick Astley]

Pretty sure that's a 2-door Bronco w/ roadster doors (so a no door).

This thread is basically a gasoline fight anyways.

I know....


It was called a Jeep intentionally to throw more fuel on the fire. Thankfully you didn't bite!

 

[abe]

I propose a compromise.

I would ABSOLUTELY take a long wheelbase 2 door!

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

Did it occur to you that not everyone reads every thread?

why comment if you won’t read?

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

There's a reason 99.9% of classic cars look better as coupes than more-doors.... Resale values are also about 150% higher for 2-doors.

If your friends sensibilities are so delicate that they can't get in the back seat, they are not up for adventure. These types of people also dislike Baja Blast Mountain Dew and should be avoided if you like adventure.

If your dog is so old it can't get in the back of a Bronco, it's old enough that any accident you have in the Bronco will likely harm the dog physically, keep it home with the prissy friends so they can take a siesta.

If your dog is so small it can't get in the back of a Bronco, you have a cat. Cat's are great! An independent mindset is what you've been lacking this whole time and why you got a 4-door. They probably make a hard seltzer which will take the sting off your day but welcome to every day for the rest of your life being a dull grind.


Just take a look at these fashionable fellows. And notice a Jeep full of friends and good times, they probably have a huge adventure lined up for later in the day! And finally, notice it's a 2-door Jeep. Those are REAL friends right there.

hey now. My dogs are vertically challenged like their owners but they’re still dogs

 

[Rick Astley]

hey now. My dogs are vertically challenged like their owners but they’re still dogs

I bet they would fit so nicely on the floor behind the front seats. Perfect place to keep short puppos safe.

 

[jwoobs]

I would ABSOLUTELY take a long wheelbase 2 door!

I just measured my arm span (getting a wetsuit for a dive trip), and it's about 29" from armpit to fingertips.

Using some rough photoshop estimation, from the bumper forward, or from front seat backward, there is a 16" wide ZFC (zone of foresaken cargo) that cannot be reached without crawling into this abomination.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

I bet they would fit so nicely on the floor behind the front seats. Perfect place to keep short puppos safe.

I think we’re going to get one of those little baskets? My wife showed me, they’re almost like a car seat I think. I think you can put them in with a harness. I’ve never used them for any of my dogs but looking back it’s probably a good idea for any sizes dog to be harnessed in.

 

[guerro]

I think his joke went over your head

I think we both get each other's jokes just fine. You are the one on the outside looking in. Tee hee hee

 

[Chief1301]

I must be on a different wavelength than everyone else.

I own a Mustang (2016 Manual Transmission Convertible) and am getting a 2-Door Bronco.

I believe all of the following:
1. A Mustang Mach-E is a Mustang: It has mass appeal, sporty lines and is fun to drive. The fact that it has 4 doors is not a dealbreaker for calling it a Mustang.
2. A 4-Door Bronco is a Bronco.
3. The logic for #1 is the same as #2. There is no difference.
4. I cannot understand the passionate declarations that a Mustang Mach-E cannot be a Mustang, but a 4-door Bronco is a Bronco.

The Mach-E is not a Mustang! Ford should have named it something else. Maybe bring back the Probe name, that would have been more fitting. I don't have a problem with a four door Bronco being a Bronco. But the 2 door looks and will wheel waaayy better!

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