Being stalked by a B6g member!

[Rick Astley]

Somebody found out my mailing address and bombarded me with unsolicited B6g swag!

The envelope had no return address, so how do I report this to the moderators?

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[MattyAg]

Everyone get in line for a DNA test. Rick wants to report us.

 

[Chrism81]

 

[Rick Astley]

Everyone get in line for a DNA test. Rick wants to report us.

Unnecessary, i'll just hack into the government tracking database since everyone is getting their tracking injections.

**wanders to kitchen to add 17th layer of aluminum foil to hat**

 

[Squatch]

I was also found (in the PNW of course) by some mysterious B6G benefactor.

 

[Beach_Bum]

Read the second patch.

 

[Rick Astley]

I was also found (in the PNW of course) by some mysterious B6G benefactor.

Oh sweet lawd, they got USPS on their side!

Read the second patch.

It also said "ass" on the Ford sign.

 

[Squatch]

Everyone get in line for a DNA test. Rick wants to report us.

Can we choose how we provide our sample?

 

[HotdogThud]

Somebody found out my mailing address and bombarded me with unsolicited B6g swag!

The envelope had no return address, so how do I report this to the moderators?

I hear that's some damn good scotch, makes me wish I liked the stuff :-\

 

[stampede1]

Rick, It is obvious to me that you can figure this out pretty quickly. Just confine your search to everyone that ordered either AMB or crayon CG.

 

[Rick Astley]

I hear that's some damn good scotch, makes me wish I liked the stuff :-\

It was pretty darn good! Was the 18 year worth 400% the cost of entry compared to the 12 year? Absolutely not.

Obviously nothing is apples to apples here as they don't ever taste the same, but if it was my money on the line, I would pick up a bottle of Yellow Spot or Yamazaki 12-year by Suntory instead of replacing the Macallan 18 with another bottle of it. That being said, I already picked up those two bottles and have no desire to get another Macallan 18 due to it's cost not really bringing 400% more "value" to my pallet.

Anyway, back to stalking. Who's going to send me some whisky? Prefer no spit in it, i'm not a cop.

 

[HotdogThud]

It was pretty darn good! Was the 18 year worth 400% the cost of entry compared to the 12 year? Absolutely not.

Obviously nothing is apples to apples here as they don't ever taste the same, but if it was my money on the line, I would pick up a bottle of Yellow Spot or Yamazaki 12-year by Suntory instead of replacing the Macallan 18 with another bottle of it. That being said, I already picked up those two bottles and have no desire to get another Macallan 18 due to it's cost not really bringing 400% more "value" to my pallet.

Anyway, back to stalking. Who's going to send me some whisky? Prefer no spit in it, i'm not a cop.

No whiskey, but I'm nerding out over this right now, I sucked it up and bought 3 bottles recently:
https://rumratings.com/brands/9121-ron-del-barrilito-2019-edicion-de-la-hacienda-4-star-20-year

All those snooty descriptions that you read for something like this, turns out they're 100% accurate. it's so so good.

 

[HotdogThud]

Also, where's the signup to get a cheesy patch for myself?

 

[618TRVLWILD]

Whooooaaaaa!! Creepy as hell!!!! Or is it?!

 

[Rick Astley]

Also, where's the signup to get a cheesy patch for myself?

As far as I can tell, it's your USPS delivery person who rats you out to the government, that goes into the database, then some unicorn farts and magic, then BOOM, you're being stalked.

Will ask some friends in the "other" Rico if they can pick some up and at about $40 USD local prices.

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