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Stay pumped
Stay pumped will never get old, effing hilarious every time.

Mine:
- Soft Top too Loud
- Where do I find Bronco emblems?
- SAS
- Mike Levine
- Dealer Markup
- That's why you never buy a 1st year model
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ADM. Before I ordered a Bronco I had never heard of this acronym and had no idea what it meant. Now that I’m waiting it’s all I ever worry about.
See also: Market Adjustment.
 

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Soooo...I guess I change my profile and take all my abbreviations and SAS off of it...Sorry I'm an A-hole for that...Reading all these things that I may/may not have said has me like...

I guess the only one that makes me want to drown puppies is "I'm done/out/finished, I'm going to go buy a ___ tomorrow!"

Just go. This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure.

But I think worse than that, is the ones who post that, yet stay a part of the forum just to bitch and say "ThAt'S wHy I JuSt bOuGhT ___"

To quote Marcellus Wallace, "Go. And when you gone, you stay gone". If your Bronco dreams didn't come true, I'm sorry you ran out of patience or whatever, but no need to dump your negativity on all of us who are still here.

We don't look up to you or consider you brave or a trail blazer. We think you're annoying. Go join the forum for whatever you just bought.

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I absolutely despise the term "mall crawler" simply cause I resemble that remark!
whenever i hear this, i picture abandoned malls and monster trucks flexing on escalators and loading ramps and such
 

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Jeeze, you guys aren't leaving anything on the table. Looks like we ain't gonna have any threads that doesn't upset you. So let me get this thing started, so y'all can build up a tolerance to the bad words that trigger you.

I'm gonna "stay pumped" even though I been waiting on my "rig" for at least "500 days". I just hope it gets better "gas mileage" than what has been posted. I know it's a "brick on wheels". However, I would bet if it had a "V8" it would get the same mpg's, but have more power. Now, I know my 4 door OBX won't be a "real Bronco", but I can carry more "Pineapple Pizza's" in than I can with a 2 door. Also, I've "been here longer" than many of you, so I know "Ford lied". They have "broken promises" they made to us, and had "poor communications" the entire time. But I'm gonna "hang in there" for as long as it takes. A bit of the wait is my fault as I am a "Grangetober" order. "That's it, I'm out"..........:cool:
If I see you on the road with the “Ford Flex” “soccer mom” rig, I’ll give you a “Bronco wave” while I “row my own” in a “bone stock Base” that looks like it “missed leg day”. Regarding the poor gas mileage don’t forget you “have to pay to play” and it’s “smiles per gallon not miles per gallon.
My rig will be a “pavement princess” because I’m mostly a “concrete cowboy” but my wife is considering a 65k Wildtrack because it’s a little more “chunky” and the “little poke” gives it a “more aggressive stance”. Wifey also likes the 2.7 because “there’s no replacement for displacement” but hopefully there is replacement for a 2.7 when it blows up. But if that is what the wife wants then that’s what we will get because “happy wife is happy life”.
 

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I'm tired of hearing, "My dealer is F****ing me up the A**!"
Look, I get it, there's a lot of you out there that apparently have very intimate relationships with your dealer, but must the entire world know about it?
 

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Jeep that, jeep this.
Complaining.

Thinking this vehicle was actually "worth the wait."

This vehicle is loud inside, not that comfortable, has a lot of gremlins.

Glad I sold mine.

For all the suckers that paid over MSRP. Thank you, you made selling it very easy.

Hopefully the 2023 model year is a better vehicle, without the gremlins.

I'll wait it out again. 2021 model year wasn't worth keeping.
 

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Everyone using the word "rig" is getting pretty old....

Comes from off road rig. Very popular in the off road world because many OHV's are a bastard of many makes together. I.E. a Jeep with Super Duty axles and an LS motor in it.

Plus it is easier than saying truck or SUV and being told your wrong. 😏
 

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“$399 vin etching is a required fee.”

Um, then why isn’t it on my purchase contract?
 

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Comes from off road rig. Very popular in the off road world because many OHV's are a bastard of many makes together. I.E. a Jeep with Super Duty axles and an LS motor in it.

Plus it is easier than saying truck or SUV and being told your wrong. 😏
I see... So I understand Iam driving a truck then. Lol
And I'm cool with that 🤘🏻
 

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Oh, I forgot my favorite oldie from the time of priority 1 customers...

"Line cutters!"
 

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whenever i hear this, i picture abandoned malls and monster trucks flexing on escalators and loading ramps and such
I’m gonna start a YouTube channel that reviews mall parking lots
 

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"Worth the wait" is probably at the top of the list.
I so fucking hated reading this while mine was sitting on Dirt Mountain.
As a matter of fact, DM severely dampened my enthusiasm for owning this thing.

I still hate reading it in newer delivery threads.


"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy
... and then you go on to explain why the statement is valid. Physics will win the day on this one. Two stacked shoe boxes push a lot of air.


"4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco" - shut the hell up.
It's like picking on the Heep fan Boyz.
All in good fun.
Next Bronco will be a more door.
They do 99.987% of everything a 2dr will, except they do ot easier/better.
Here, stack these 4 Rubbermaid totes behind the seat in your two door! Lol.
Space is SHORT in mine!
 
 


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