Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[JimL]

4 door Bronco isn’t a real Bronco…..it’s a lifted Ford Flex.

That one bothers the absolute piss out of me. Anyone who remotely associates the two is a flaming imbecile.

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[Snydermann]

"I had to buy 4-door because we have kids."

Tell that to my parents, 3 kids, they never got the memo.

Looking back, there was something fun about waiting for mom and dad to fold the seats forward so we could all climb out.

 

[myrealname123]

"Pizza tracker is down!"

"<insert option> is no longer available on the B&P."

"Ford, are you listening?"

"We should file a cl*ss *ction l*wsuit!"

 

[Happy]

do a search there are 19492000 posts about that

 

[prospectfour]

"I want a little poke for an aggressive look"

What is "aggressive" about tires sticking out of the fenders?

I never understood this either but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Aggressive” is so subjective.

Thought it wasn’t street legal to have your tires come that far out of the truck. Yet I see plenty of lifted Rams and Silverados with 6” of poke so it must not be enforced?

 

[Dubsesd]

When people say “bronc” for short.

Also “tweet Mike Levine”

 

[cclkramer]

Now to be fair on that last point, I'm currently getting worse mileage in my Bronco than what my 500hp Shelby gets

The best mileage I've gotten so far is 12 mpg. Maybe that will change after breaking in and hitting the highway.

 

[BUCKNUT1]

smiles per mile

 

[Nolabel]

I'm tired of people telling me my Wildtrak is a pointless trim.

Guess what. I don't give a shit about your stabilizer disconnect button. If you haven't experienced a Sasquatch Bronco in a lower trim yet then you haven't realized they are all just as capable.

Get over yourself. End rant.

Oh and Mansquatch is a horrible term. Sounds like a term for a crotch itch.

 

[Snydermann]

Guess what. I don't give a shit about your stabilizer disconnect button.

Hahahahaa, as a mechanic, just wait until that overcomplicated electro-hydraulic shit malfunctions.

 

[Onthegas]

Going on about how superior your Taco, 4Runner, Rubicon, Edsel or Yugo is to the Bronco.

edit: add Samurai, which is far superior.

 

[66Fan]

Crash Bars

 

[Snydermann]

Going on about how superior your Taco, 4Runner, Rubicon, Edsel or Yugo is than the Bronco.

You forgot Samurai. . . . and it is superior.

 

[Jebbber]

“Refined”

 

[zombie]

The best mileage I've gotten so far is 12 mpg. Maybe that will change after breaking in and hitting the highway.

It gets worse on the highway, not better

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