Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[BroncoDude]

“I never got any swag!”. Although to be fair I never got a hammock. Where’s my damn Hammock?! Oh well, at least I got a Bronco after 478 days.

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[Snydermann]

“I never got any swag!”. Although to be fair I never got a hammock. Where’s my damn Hammock?! Oh well, at least I got a Bronco after 478 days.

"2-door is best-door."

Oh, wait, that's mine.

 

[cscottp67]

"I want a little poke for an aggressive look"

What is "aggressive" about tires sticking out of the fenders?

Then complain about mud and rock chips!

 

[gonyr]

"To endure your complete satisfaction, we will require additional time before your 2021 Bronco Badlands is delivered ..."

 

[Snydermann]

Going on about how superior your Taco, 4Runner, Rubicon, Edsel or Yugo is to the Bronco.

edit: add Samurai, which is far superior.

Hahahaha well done. Let me buy you a beer.

 

[Headsong]

This :

THE ESTIMATED ARRIVAL DATE OF your vehicle has been updated.... ​

To ensure your complete satisfaction, we will require additional time before your 2021 Bronco™ Black Diamond™ is delivered​

 

[mbryant1985]

This :

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THE ESTIMATED ARRIVAL DATE OF your vehicle has been updated.... ​

To ensure your complete satisfaction, we will require additional time before your 2021 Bronco™ Black Diamond™ is delivered​

Lord yes!!! 3 times now lol.

 

[greatlakes]

"Self-squatch"

No, you just added bigger tires and spacers...

 

[Caseoftexas]

“Stealership”

Not their fault if you were dumb enough to order without a signed purchase agreement

 

[Coloradonatives]

"WTB MY22 non SAS OBX 2DR MAN A51 or CG @ MSRP no ADM."

The abbreviations get carried away.

Abbreviations are telling the world: "I am lazy"

 

[indio22]

"reservation". Worst thing about the Bronco rollout. If I never hear someone mention their "reservation number" again, it will be too soon.

 

[dgorsett]

"Non-sas" if you don't have the sasquatch package you just don't include it in your description. You don't say things like "I have a Chevy Silverado non-Z71"

Guilty. On this forum it's almost assumed you have the Sasquatch package, because, well, otherwise you're a mall crawler and shouldn't be on an enthusiast forum anyway. So I say non-Sas (not SAS however, different thing) and post pictures of my non Sas in off road situations to self consciously prove my off road cred.

 

[MrOzMan]

“Day 1 reservationist”

Basesquatch, Mansquatch,

why the hell won’t Ford sell me a manual 2.7?

Mike Levine doesn’t care about anyone!

 

[Coloradonatives]

Guilty. On this forum it's almost assumed you have the Sasquatch package, because, well, otherwise you're a mall crawler and shouldn't be on an enthusiast forum anyway. So I say non-Sas (not SAS however, different thing) and post pictures of my non Sas in off road situations to self consciously prove my off road cred.

Dang- I thought that Sas was the minimum entry point for mall-crawlers

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