Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[Juiced21]

"My dealer said" has got to be the worst one to me, we know way more than they do!

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[Paul Gagnon]

I feel for people who ordered in 2020 I really do.

There is no one in the entire world who ordered in 2020.

 

[Smheard]

This thread

 

[FstFrd00]

Worth the wait....
I loathe this phrase

 

[Bmadda]

Hey, Question...what ever happened to throwing chairs?

 

[mbagne]

Tired of:

1) Receiving an e-mail from Ford on Thursday, only to find it's just another marketing blurb.

2) Guys on their high-horse about Moab being the ONLY place you can go for "real off-roading".

3) 25 minute Bronco videos on YouTube that can successfully be delivered in 4 minutes, please learn how to edit.

4) More swag in my mail box. . . yes the gesture is well taken . . . but I need a Bronco in my driveway.

5) The word swag.

 

[Paul Gagnon]

Not a phrase but, all of the god damned errant apostrophes.

 

[dbeyers]

For me, there are a few that I'm really starting to dislike:

"Worth the wait" is probably at the top of the list. Seriously, I can't imagine anything that is worth this kind of stringing along, lies, broken promises and poor communications. If, when we made reservations - we were told "it will likely be 2 years by the time you see your Bronco" - that would be one thing .. but that didn't happen. Every time I see someone post that comment with a pic of their new Bronco, I secretly want to throat punch them.

"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy - gas is close to $5 a gallon, so unless you're independently wealthy, the cost of fuel in a daily driver should be a consideration.

"my Bronco's engine just blew up" - this is becoming too common

"4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco" - shut the hell up.

What else?

People waxing poetic about the color: cyber orange? Look in a baby diaper!

 

[nminus1]

"The 4 Door soft top looks like a school bus with a tarp on top of it"

Oh wait, that one is true

 

[dbeyers]

I never understood this either but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Aggressive” is so subjective.

Thought it wasn’t street legal to have your tires come that far out of the truck. Yet I see plenty of lifted Rams and Silverados with 6” of poke so it must not be enforced?

Assholes are usually “aggressive”?

 

[cclkramer]

"The 4 Door soft top looks like a school bus with a tarp on top of it"

Oh wait, that one is true

I like driving my school bus! STILL WAITING for my 2 door Bronco with the real top!

 

[dbeyers]

I'm tired of people telling me my Wildtrak is a pointless trim.

Guess what. I don't give a shit about your stabilizer disconnect button. If you haven't experienced a Sasquatch Bronco in a lower trim yet then you haven't realized they are all just as capable.

Get over yourself. End rant.

Oh and Mansquatch is a horrible term. Sounds like a term for a crotch itch.

Or something you do in the woods?

 

[66Fan]

Any reservation greater than July 2020 bitching about no Bronco yet.

 

[dbeyers]

" I Got My New Bronco" and you find out he has a december 2021 reseveration and its just like yours!!

Throat punch?

 

[dwbronco]

Now to be fair on that last point, I'm currently getting worse mileage in my Bronco than what my 500hp Shelby gets

Aerodynamics, maybe? I mean you're talking the difference between a box forcing it's way through the atmosphere versus a sleek racer slicing its way through. It's like difference between Terunofuji Haruo and Michael Phelps in a swimming pool. Not only is Phelps going to blow Haruo away, but he'll have way more energy left in the tank, at the end of the race.

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