Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[Mr. Nice]

yep you right . I keep telling people that the 2.7 makes more power then any V8 Ford has ever put in a Bronco. I think its mostly old people who think it needs a V8 and that a real Bronco only has 2 doors

It may not need a V8 but it would surely be more reliable than either of our two options if it did. Many folks would in fact love a 460 hp coyote in their Bronco. I would in a heartbeat.

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[Fordboi]

Oh and Mansquatch is a horrible term. Sounds like a term for a crotch itch.

That's "manscratch"

 

[George Ellis]

G.O.A.T. = Goes Over Any Type of Terrain
No, that is GOATOT.

It is Goes Over Any Terrain.... dang lawyers and marketing types

 

[Garemlin]

People who reply to a thread just so they can humblebrag about their ‘other’ car(s).

Seriously, I’ve never felt the need to mention my Ferrari in a B6G forum thread.

 

[vzqhsg]

For me, there are a few that I'm really starting to dislike:

"Worth the wait" is probably at the top of the list. Seriously, I can't imagine anything that is worth this kind of stringing along, lies, broken promises and poor communications. If, when we made reservations - we were told "it will likely be 2 years by the time you see your Bronco" - that would be one thing .. but that didn't happen. Every time I see someone post that comment with a pic of their new Bronco, I secretly want to throat punch them.

"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy - gas is close to $5 a gallon, so unless you're independently wealthy, the cost of fuel in a daily driver should be a consideration.

"my Bronco's engine just blew up" - this is becoming too common

"4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco" - shut the hell up.

What else?

Have to disagree with you on the MPG comment. This was the same comments from boat owners. The response was always, "if you can't afford the gas then don't buy the boat". To me this is the same for the Bronco. If you are looking for 30 MPG then buy a Prius.

 

[stampede1]

of course its real, soccer moms and family guys wanna have fun too

And the two door broncitto…. Or is it broncette is just a bronco sport on steroids. ;-)

 

[Kybeastly22]

Mods ‘popping’

 

[RideEmCowboy]

Mods ‘popping’

Actually, I've assumed that's an old computer programming term for pieces of code that get pushed onto and popped off of a stack or heap in RAM (computer memory, not the Dodge truck). The modules are, in fact, little computer programs, like Battery Control Modules.

 

[Top Mach]

“Not tonight Bronco”

 

[Calm horse]

How about "moar door"

 

[JoeSpeed]

And the two door broncitto…. Or is it broncette is just a bronco sport on steroids. ;-)

Exactly!

 

[Dave-O]

Have to disagree with you on the MPG comment. This was the same comments from boat owners. The response was always, "if you can't afford the gas then don't buy the boat". To me this is the same for the Bronco. If you are looking for 30 MPG then buy a Prius.

Well ACTUALLY…..a Prius is more like 50mpg

 

[lrtexasman]

.....signed purchase order... blah blah... i'm so smart I knew to get one six months ago, and you guys didn't know to get one almost two years ago before we all learned MSRP meant nothing.

 

[71to21-2DR]

My old First Gen
The little teenage girls
“Thats A cute Jeep!”

 

[dbeyers]

"I'm taking my BD Bronco, Lady Guinevere, out for a quick jaunt about town tonight."

Kill me. Stop with the naming. It's a truck, not a long, lost girlfriend or dead grandma.

It’s an appliance, not your new friend.

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