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MUDLVR

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Stop calling it your Badlands (or whatever model) SAS. "SAS" stands for Solid Axle Swap, not Sasquatch.
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For me, there are a few that I'm really starting to dislike:

"Worth the wait" is probably at the top of the list. Seriously, I can't imagine anything that is worth this kind of stringing along, lies, broken promises and poor communications. If, when we made reservations - we were told "it will likely be 2 years by the time you see your Bronco" - that would be one thing .. but that didn't happen. Every time I see someone post that comment with a pic of their new Bronco, I secretly want to throat punch them.

"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy - gas is close to $5 a gallon, so unless you're independently wealthy, the cost of fuel in a daily driver should be a consideration.

"my Bronco's engine just blew up" - this is becoming too common

"4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco" - shut the hell up.

What else?
Me: I have a Bronco
Everyone: Oh, I see those everywhere
Me: No you don’t. That’s a Sport
—————
**Parts Department at Ford**
Me: I want to order this for my Bronco
Parts Guy: For your Sport?
Me: omfg
 

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Mine would have to be...

"deadly sins" They aren't sins, they are options and they are far from deadly.
"mansquatch" is the other......like man-spreading or man-splaining? .... I get it. It actually means Manual Sasquatch but it's dumb. Just type it out.

Edit to add a few more:
"and that's why I ordered the 2.3"
"and that's why I ordered the soft top"
 
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"Why are you on a Bronco Forum if you drive a Jeep."

Because I waited 18 months for a vehicle that has tons of issues and love seeing that the wait wasn't worth it.
 

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"My dealer is asking for a $30,000 markup!" "No, I don't have a purchase agreement" "I was afraid this would happen".
 

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The service manager at my dealership telling me the window rattle is to be expected because it's a frameless door.

More accessories will become available (and cheaper) when more Bronco's get on the road.

Anyone driving a Bronco Sport and calling it a Bronco.
 

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I think the Jeep Wave or the Bronco Wave 👋 or a peace sign ☮ or whatever you want to call it is going to stick whether anyone likes it or not. My wife was driving around yesterday and it happened to her. Then I’m taking the kids to the library and someone in a heavily modified four door red Bronco did the same thing to me. If nothing else it’s something positive that helps build community. I’ll take it!
Nope, no "waves" . There is a difference between acknowledgment and a learned habit/behavior.
 

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"Mine will be protected by S&W"... only if you are living in it 24/7, dude!

"If I were you I would go there and kick they're (sp) a**"... NO, you wouldn't. Your only weapon is your keyboard.
 
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I'm not sure if I hate this one, actually find it more funny than anything:

Someone makes a post, "I found a duck on my Bronco"

Replies, "I will hunt down the person that puts a duck on my rig and make them regret the day they were born!!"
Thats intense, especially over a duck. It reminds me of a huge dude I saw the other day that had a “death match is life” t shirt. Some people are just cut from a different cloth I guess.
 

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"2-door Bronco." One shouldn't have to quantify your 2-door Bronco as a 2-door.

You either have a Bronco, or a 4-door Bronco.

At least when MINI bastardized the heritage of their 2-door with a 4-door they gave it a different name, the Clubman. :giggle:
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