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Let’s face, this place isn’t as fun as it used to be when all we had to do was create 100 page threads about, “by September.” Driving around earlier I heard a song and immediately felt inspired because it was too perfect. Everything here is negative, have a laugh friends. I told my wife about this and we spent a solid 20 minutes laughing about how stupid this all is. Without further ado I bring you our reservation theme song.
I see you're doing well
Well, I'm not
Got someone new in your life
Well, I don't
I've been busy wantin' you back
And you've been busy movin' on way too fast
Guess my heart's takin' the long way out
It don't even know what to do
Should I stay, should I cancel
Seein' you delivered to him tonight
I guess I don't break like you, this reservation situation is killin’ me,
I can't just have one
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you two do, like the fact you can’t get built ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
Wranglers suck, unlike you
I hate that I don't break like you do
I wish I could just smile, say hello
Show you I'm doing fine, but I won't
'Cause I can't fake it through
I’m not built that way, neither are you
Damnit, I don't break like you, these MIC top issues are getting to me
I can't just have one,
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you two do, like goodbye ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
Wranglers suck, unlike you
I hate that I don't break like you do, now I can’t even get a mod bumper, what else is new
I can't just have one
So, I'll just sit right here, keep drinkin' 'bout us
I wish I could laugh, wish I could drive
But, Bronco, I just can't, premier drum brings me all the bad news about you
I can't just have one
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you do, like the fact you can’t get built ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
I hate that I don't break like you do
I hate that I don't break like you do
Thanks to the ultra talented Chris Young for the inspiration.
I see you're doing well
Well, I'm not
Got someone new in your life
Well, I don't
I've been busy wantin' you back
And you've been busy movin' on way too fast
Guess my heart's takin' the long way out
It don't even know what to do
Should I stay, should I cancel
Seein' you delivered to him tonight
I guess I don't break like you, this reservation situation is killin’ me,
I can't just have one
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you two do, like the fact you can’t get built ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
Wranglers suck, unlike you
I hate that I don't break like you do
I wish I could just smile, say hello
Show you I'm doing fine, but I won't
'Cause I can't fake it through
I’m not built that way, neither are you
Damnit, I don't break like you, these MIC top issues are getting to me
I can't just have one,
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you two do, like goodbye ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
Wranglers suck, unlike you
I hate that I don't break like you do, now I can’t even get a mod bumper, what else is new
I can't just have one
So, I'll just sit right here, keep drinkin' 'bout us
I wish I could laugh, wish I could drive
But, Bronco, I just can't, premier drum brings me all the bad news about you
I can't just have one
'Cause I'm still drinkin' 'bout us, so I'll probably get drunk
Wish I could laugh and drive on a Saturday night
Like you do, like the fact you can’t get built ain't even crossin' your mind
Maybe you're just good at gettin' gone
Or I'm just really bad at movin' on?
I'm still in love, Bronco, it's true
What can I say?
I hate that I don't break like you do
I hate that I don't break like you do
Thanks to the ultra talented Chris Young for the inspiration.
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