/scene
Alarm gently buzzes at 3am. Spouse sleepily asks "ummm .... what's going on?"
"Nothing, dear" as the pale nimbus of the laptop screen flickers in Area 51 blue ... then Iconic Silver. Radio buttons are mashed haphazardly. MSRP rises like a phoenix from the ashes.
Then, the screen goes blank. The spinning wheel of death. Crashed!
Laptop goes flying across the bedroom, a suicide pact with the wall. A stray dog howls.
/fin
Alarm gently buzzes at 3am. Spouse sleepily asks "ummm .... what's going on?"
"Nothing, dear" as the pale nimbus of the laptop screen flickers in Area 51 blue ... then Iconic Silver. Radio buttons are mashed haphazardly. MSRP rises like a phoenix from the ashes.
Then, the screen goes blank. The spinning wheel of death. Crashed!
Laptop goes flying across the bedroom, a suicide pact with the wall. A stray dog howls.
/fin
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