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- Dennis
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I have a friend who has a PhD in Dipstickology. He was explaining that the first tool that we now call a dipstick came into existence during the stone age. Doek's cave was near a river. Doek realized that the river level would rise and fall. Having experienced a catastrophic cave flooding where he lost damn near a years worth of nuts and berries, Doek started measuring the river's level. Luckily there was a fairly straight stick on the river bank. Doek would jam the stick into the river and note the water level on the stick. Fast forward a few millennia and we still find ourselves jamming sticks into liquids to determine their depth. The dipstick has undergone many improvements. We needed an unchanging reference point. Ford invented the dipstick tube and a stop on the top of the stick. When the stick was fully inserted so its top rested on the tube top, one could make inferences about the depth of the liquid below. It's up to Ford to tell us Neanderthals how deep that puddle of oil needs to be.
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