Forget Allocations, Reservations and Walk-ups. I have a better idea...

[GiveItaTri]

(fyi - this is satire, a joke, for fun and distraction)

It's time for BRONCO JEOPARDY!!!

For months we've been seeing lovely people purchase their Bronco and then ask some very basic questions about what they bought. Examples: Where are my power seats, Why don't I have cupholders in the back, What are these connections supposed to be in the back of my soft-top, Can I get aux switches and a sunglasses holder???

I'm proposing we create a JEOPARDY game and the prize is to get your Bronco sooner. The more you know - the sooner you get your Bronco.

Categories: "BRONCO HISTORY" "MY DEALER SAID" "GEAR HEADS" "OPTIONS & ACCESSORIES" "LIES FORD TOLD ME" "HANG IN THERE"

Sponsored

 

[Jdc]

(fyi - this is satire, a joke, for fun and distraction)

It's time for BRONCO JEOPARDY!!!

For months we've been seeing lovely people purchase their Bronco and then ask some very basic questions about what they bought. Examples: Where are my power seats, Why don't I have cupholders in the back, What are these connections supposed to be in the back of my soft-top, Can I get aux switches and a sunglasses holder???

I'm proposing we create a JEOPARDY game and the prize is to get your Bronco sooner. The more you know - the sooner you get your Bronco.

Categories: "BRONCO HISTORY" "MY DEALER SAID" "GEAR HEADS" "OPTIONS & ACCESSORIES" "LIES FORD TOLD ME" "HANG IN THERE"

Robert I'll take "MY DEALER SAID" for 1000

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

I’ll take my dealer said for $1000, Alex.

 

[GiveItaTri]

Robert I'll take "MY DEALER SAID" for 1000

Would you like to make it a true Daily Double??

 

[Collinabc123]

Yeah it’s honestly not fair that people who weren’t even keeping up with the bronco release and could care less about the history of the bronco are walking into the dealer and ordering a bronco and getting it scheduled right after

 

[Grooticus]

There would be a split, half of the people would get all of these right and the other half would get them all wrong then drive home in their Bronco.

 

[GiveItaTri]

Yeah it’s honestly not fair that people who weren’t even keeping up with the bronco release and could care less about the history of the bronco are walking into the dealer and ordering a bronco and getting it scheduled right after

I don't know if it's about fairness or not, but it's certainly frustrating. Of course, having an obsessive personality hasn't helped me with the hanging in there.

 

[calgecko]

I'll take "Hang in there" for $50,000, Alex

 

[LowerSlowerDelaware]

You forgot "Stay Pumped" and "Dirt Mountain" for categories????

Sean Connery and Turd Ferguson are Disappointed, Trebek!

 

[GiveItaTri]

You forgot "Stay Pumped" and "Dirt Mountain" for categories????

Sean Connery and Turd Ferguson are Disappointed, Trebek!

Excellent suggestions. I knew others would have more ideas.

 

[buzzcutt2]

You forgot "Stay Pumped" and "Dirt Mountain" for categories????

Sean Connery and Turd Ferguson are Disappointed, Trebek!

My strava name and image:

 

[GravyTrain]

This thread makes too much sense. Defer to rule #1: Life is not fair.

 

[GiveItaTri]

This thread makes too much sense. Defer to rule #1: Life is not fair.

I teach fifth grade - I'm constantly teaching that lesson.

Sponsored