The mall parking lot must be 'Squatched. The school pick-up line must be 'Squatched. The curbs outside the breweries and distilleries must be 'Squatched. I will 'Squatch all the things!
Call me a poser. Call me reckless with my money. Call me whatever you want, but being genetically gifted with a man-sweater of epic proportions, I fully embrace that 'Squatch life, and so too shall my Bronco.
Man-Squatches unite! (but, you know, not in a weird way, unless you're into that, in which case, do your 'thang)
Me too. I need it for the rough roads to the breweries.