Goin' Squatch. Don't need it. Want it.

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The mall parking lot must be 'Squatched. The school pick-up line must be 'Squatched. The curbs outside the breweries and distilleries must be 'Squatched. I will 'Squatch all the things!

Call me a poser. Call me reckless with my money. Call me whatever you want, but being genetically gifted with a man-sweater of epic proportions, I fully embrace that 'Squatch life, and so too shall my Bronco.

Man-Squatches unite! (but, you know, not in a weird way, unless you're into that, in which case, do your 'thang)

Me too. I need it for the rough roads to the breweries.





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Same here! Haha. Dig the looks of it, and although I personally will be trying my share of off-road adventures, you'll never know when it may even come in handy! Though a replacement tire may seem to be a bit pricey :ROFLMAO:
 

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Now if you add in the trail turn assist/front dig, you will be the true Weekend MallCrawler Warrior!! And I'll be sure to squeeze into the spot right next to you!
 

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The mall parking lot must be 'Squatched. The school pick-up line must be 'Squatched. The curbs outside the breweries and distilleries must be 'Squatched. I will 'Squatch all the things!

Call me a poser. Call me reckless with my money. Call me whatever you want, but being genetically gifted with a man-sweater of epic proportions, I fully embrace that 'Squatch life, and so too shall my Bronco.

Man-Squatches unite! (but, you know, not in a weird way, unless you're into that, in which case, do your 'thang)
Rule Number 1 is look cool.
 
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You guys need to realize that I may need to lock my front and rear diffs to get over the curb into the right turn lane.
I really hope the insurance companies will wake up to the inescapable truth that the Sasquatch package is a safety feature.
 

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When I bought my first 4x4 truck, I mostly just wanted the 4x4 to not get stuck in snow and ice road conditions.

But, it did not take long before I was scouting out every piece of dirt I could drive my truck on. Then I was meeting up with other 4x4 owners, and playing in the dirt. Then I was paying thousands for a lift, and bigger tires.

So, even if you think the biggest obstacle you might face is a curb, you might find yourself really enjoying running over that curb, and looking for other things to run over.
 

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