Their entire Bronco catalog is a shitload of ugly, special ugly shoutout to the fender flares.
Meet Joe-Bob Baskins, you can call him Scooter. When Scooter isn't hanging with his buds Del and Skinny Pete sucking back Keystone Lights at the Lobo Tavern you can find him in his cat piss stained recliner with his wife Marlene and two kids Chester and Chester JR inside his run down trailer on the outskirts of town. Scooter got laid off from his job at the grain mill, but its ok cause he slipped on PeePee down at The Walmart. Once that settlement check comes for $85,000 Scooter will be driving home to Marlene in that beautiful blue Bronco he's been dreaming of. He will even have money to take to the local Indian Casino after.Challenge: describe the most likely buyer of this atrocity.
Bonus points for lifestyle, career goals, and childhood history.
...unfortunately you are not wrong about the Texas part. I look forward to seeing them in a parking lot where they proceed to tell me how inferior my Bronco is. Perhaps at the next Donk show? If you are bored and want some entertainment, google "Donk Contest Austin" and thank me later.Wind the award for ugliest Bronco. Heck even uglier than the ugliest Jeep. Someone from Florida or Texas will buy it.