Guys... I found THE best Bronco deal of the year

[emkayw]

THIS is who is to blame!

Bronco Grumper | Fab Fours

The product design engineer at Fab Fours needs kicked in the nuts multiple times, like repeatedly.

Pretty much the ugliest vehicle esthetic ever. If "Bro-Dozer" had an official sponsor, it would be Fab Fours...

Their entire Bronco catalog is a shitload of ugly, special ugly shoutout to the fender flares.

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[RescueCheckPT2]

THIS is who is to blame!

Bronco Grumper | Fab Fours

Holy Shit that thing is $2,300?????

 

[greatlakes]

You got a problem with my rig bro?!

 

[vrtical]

cannot unsee this, must go to the garage and stair at braptor.

 

[Triathlonfun]

That’s going to sit for awhile and bring the price down. When you do something like that you have to find a very specific buyer that happens to love that look.

 

[foreWard]

that thing is sick! Wish I was closer...

 

[Bruno]

What does this say about the population of : WASILLA, AK 99654
The dealer knows its client base demographic. And believes ruining a Bronco will make them money.

 

[RoLyMa27]

Decisions, decisions...how will I ever choose???

 

[Jdyount]

cannot unsee this, must go to the garage and stair at braptor.

Need that eye bleach for sure after seeing this....

 

[Badmommallama]

#totaled

 

[adamruiz2001]

On the bright side, everything they did to ruin the 2 door beauty, can be removed...

 

[Tdifonzo]

This is the equivalent of putting a THICCCC OtterBox case on an iPhone.

Just buy an Android (Jeep).

 

[fergthulhu]

Decisions, decisions...how will I ever choose???

I would take the pink one all day with those choices; it at least appears to have had some thought and effort put into it. The blue one looks like it runs on mountain dew and xtreme doritos.

 

[Bigred86]

Challenge: describe the most likely buyer of this atrocity.

Bonus points for lifestyle, career goals, and childhood history.

Meet Joe-Bob Baskins, you can call him Scooter. When Scooter isn't hanging with his buds Del and Skinny Pete sucking back Keystone Lights at the Lobo Tavern you can find him in his cat piss stained recliner with his wife Marlene and two kids Chester and Chester JR inside his run down trailer on the outskirts of town. Scooter got laid off from his job at the grain mill, but its ok cause he slipped on PeePee down at The Walmart. Once that settlement check comes for $85,000 Scooter will be driving home to Marlene in that beautiful blue Bronco he's been dreaming of. He will even have money to take to the local Indian Casino after.

 

[DefNotBuddyLee]

Wind the award for ugliest Bronco. Heck even uglier than the ugliest Jeep. Someone from Florida or Texas will buy it.

...unfortunately you are not wrong about the Texas part. I look forward to seeing them in a parking lot where they proceed to tell me how inferior my Bronco is. Perhaps at the next Donk show? If you are bored and want some entertainment, google "Donk Contest Austin" and thank me later.

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