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When I was growing up, if you so much as left a crumb in the back seat your back door would be painted red.
No stickers
No rough housing
No food everywhere
No finger prints on windows
You sat in the back of the Porsche and respected your elders like a good child. Punching your brother was encouraged, but only if it was done quietly and you took your punches like a proper little man.
As a toddler you sat in the front seat and kept to yourself. Food wasn't provided except on pit stops and you could horse play at the waystation (hey, it was a different time, the government allowed you to cause your Childs death if you wanted to).
It boggles my mind that a child would need ready access to an armrest let alone multiple cup holders to hold all the crap that their parents bought them. Two hot wheels fit perfectly in two little hands and you have legs for driving said hot wheels on without getting in trouble, because it damn sure wasn't acceptable on the back of the headrest.
No stickers
No rough housing
No food everywhere
No finger prints on windows
You sat in the back of the Porsche and respected your elders like a good child. Punching your brother was encouraged, but only if it was done quietly and you took your punches like a proper little man.
As a toddler you sat in the front seat and kept to yourself. Food wasn't provided except on pit stops and you could horse play at the waystation (hey, it was a different time, the government allowed you to cause your Childs death if you wanted to).
It boggles my mind that a child would need ready access to an armrest let alone multiple cup holders to hold all the crap that their parents bought them. Two hot wheels fit perfectly in two little hands and you have legs for driving said hot wheels on without getting in trouble, because it damn sure wasn't acceptable on the back of the headrest.
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. Sorry I really took no pics. I know, I know. But you gotta understand. It was like being a kid at Disneyland for the first time and you’re just in awe of the ride. So don’t judge. The bottom line is that Ford has built an amazing vehicle in the Bronco and everyone should be very happy that they’re getting one. I’m still going with the Wildtrak even though that badlands was pretty amazing.
