I feel you are not officially a Bronco 6G owner until…

[Pdiddy22]

Actually get it off road!!

correct at least 5 people that call it a jeep.

you sliced your hand on one of the rooftop panels!

Or

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[Pdiddy22]

Or

Have at least 3 Karen's say "That was asked 2 years ago"

 

[HotdogThud]

...until myself or @Rick Astley has meme'd and/or contributed a novel-grade comment in response to something.

 

[j_marinelli]

you sliced your hand on one of the rooftop panels!

Dang.... I feel like the tag line should be "When you go to take her top off but she isn't in the mood"

 

[Felix808]

Your have/had thousands of dollars of parts in you garage for months and months and no Bronco.

I resemble that remark

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yeah, you'll only let them slide through your hands once.
Maybe someday I'll actually get around to blocking them down ... but currently, if the tops come off, I'm taking that beast for a drive!!

 

[Jmschultz22]

you sliced your hand on one of the rooftop panels!

Done! I dropped my middle panel, tried to catch it and sliced my thumb. Needed 3 stitches! Stupid move on my part.

 

[BigHoss]

You turn around to glance at it while walking from the far end of the lot to the store. Maybe more than once…

or turn around and take a picture

 

[Traveling.Gaijin]

Until you have a garage full of parts for a Bronco that probably won't show up til next summer

 

[Who iz]

I feel you are not officially a Bronco 6G owner until…

It is paid off (some parts not necessarily included).

 

[dgorsett]

...quit reaching for the door to drop a window or adjust a mirror.

I actually reached for the console in my Explorer the other day.

 

[dck82]

Got my first slice a couple of weeks ago. I’m more careful now.

I’ve also popped the hood more than a few times trying to set the parking brake.

 

[Kygolfer]

You run out of excuses when the wife asks to trade vehicles today.

 

[Shamalama86]

you sliced your hand on one of the rooftop panels!

What the fuckkk . I just put a band aid on my thumb. So pissed can’t believe how sharp and rough the edges are!!!’

 

[Rick Astley]

...until myself or @Rick Astley has meme'd and/or contributed a novel-grade comment in response to something.

Hey, what color shackles should I get for crawling the post office parking lot?

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