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It's a running joke at this point.

Half the threads here devolve into this because some 2-door owner adds a completely unrelated comment and everyone else with one just piles on.

Hey guys what's your favorite mud tire? Oh it's Toyo Open Country A/T and TWO DOORS ARE BADASS!!!!!!!! (not caps-ing for exaggeration, literally what I see)


2 door owners are like vegans or people that do CrossFit.

How do you know someone has a 2-door Bronco? They will tell you in every conversation.


No one:

Absolutely no one:

Random guy: I drive a two door Bronco.
To be clear, as a random guy:
1. I do own a base m/t two door and I love it.
2. I am not vegan, but I am trying to eat a lot less meat.
3. I used to be into Crossfit until everything closed down in 2020, now I just walk.
4. I am a Scorpio, so I do need to validate my self worth and ego.
5. People walk up to me (not the other way around) and tell me how my two door base bronco reminds them of the OG Bronco. Then I hear all kinds of stories. I basically need to allocate an average of an 10 extra minutes per day to handle all the time spent in parking lot conversations with fans of my Bronco. Do I dislike this? NO, see #4 above.
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I was sitting in my Bronco, today years old when I happened upon this thread. I was wtf are these wierdos talking about. Of course the mirrors are the same, why the hell....... Then I looked left then right... Then left again.. then right. What has been seen cannot be unseen. 😳
 

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Hey guys what's your favorite mud tire? Oh it's Toyo Open Country A/T and TWO DOORS ARE BADASS!!!!!!!! (not caps-ing for exaggeration, literally what I see)
I'm not surprised a 4ork didn't capitalize on the word capitalizing but brevity for words and not doors is odd. 😁

4orks going into threads to flex? About what? 🤪
 

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Ford has been doing it for a long time.

Ford Bronco I saw it yesterday. Now I can’t unsee it. PXL_20230324_151628387
 

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2 doors are for the guys whose wives tell them repeatedly "it's OK honey don't cry..size doesn't matter!"
 

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I've had mine since Oct 21 and never noticed it.
Went and checked and still don't see it.
Somebody have a pic to share to show me what I'm missing?
 
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I've had mine since Oct 21 and never noticed it.
Went and checked and still don't see it.
Somebody have a pic to share to show me what I'm missing?
Look at the mirror side.
 

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Ha! I noticed but it doesn’t bother me. When people were complaining about the radio antenna I didn’t even remember seeing mine until it was a discussion. Then I had to go look to see if I in fact had one lol.
 

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2 doors are for the guys whose wives tell them repeatedly "it's OK honey don't cry..size doesn't matter!"
You meant people who are trying to compensate bought the 4 door because other parts of their life is severely lacking.
 

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And all three mirrors have different "zoom" levels...you're welcome!
 

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After finding out that the M1 Abrams' turret is hilariously asymmetrical, I've come to terms with it all...

Ford Bronco I saw it yesterday. Now I can’t unsee it. 1680365234839
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