I'm an Idiot or Going Insane [Updated With Final Location of Key Fob 🙀]

[Shenanigans]

FOB Gate 2022:
Day 3,
Has this become BG6's "Baby Jessica" moment!? (google it). Did the FOB fall down a well, has the OP fallen in said well?
Where are the drive by's, they should be on seen with 24/7 coverage Chyron graphics updating with the most mundane items as "Breaking News".
Or as mentioned before did the dog eat the FOB and OP's been at the vet?
Or heaven forbid it was one of the kids and the OP's been at the hospital all this time!?
Not sure I can go into a fine summer weekend without answers!

God speed OP and as always may the Force be with you...

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[corey07]

I don't think I have been so invested in a thread out come since that poor dude back in 2020 (@jrustyasl ?) whos dealership told him they had a 2dr Bronco to test drive and to come on down. This was when the only thing on the road was the Sport....

That thread was amazing.

 

[RedDawg]

The title of the thread now applies to all of us

 

[Lifeliberty]

(Blocks Maineah for unnecessary mind games)

 

[Gizmo]

The title of the thread now applies to all of us

Oh crap, that is funny

 

[RBF 1401]

I don't think I have been so invested in a thread out come since that poor dude back in 2020 (@jrustyasl ?) whos dealership told him they had a 2dr Bronco to test drive and to come on down. This was when the only thing on the road was the Sport....

That thread was amazing.

Whatever happened to @jrustyasl ? He hasn't been seen since last year!

Maybe he knows where to look for @Maineah (and the key fob).

 

[Hossamus Prime]

I don't think I have been so invested in a thread out come since that poor dude back in 2020 (@jrustyasl ?) whos dealership told him they had a 2dr Bronco to test drive and to come on down. This was when the only thing on the road was the Sport....

That thread was amazing.

Wow, has it been that long? Feels like yesterday.

 

[mikeeshim]

So I was getting the kids ready for daycare this morning and couldn't find the Bronco key fob anywhere in house. I was 90% sure I left it in the car last night but it isn't where I usually keep it in there either. So, running late, I said F-it and tried starting it up knowing it would tell me if a key was not detected. It started right up. So, I've been looking everywhere I can think of in the Bronco and can't find the key anywhere. Not in any of the storage compartments, under seats, under floor mats, between seat/armrest, not in trunk or under back seats, not under car seats...Where the F is it? How is it missing but in the Bronco? I've been keeping it really clean so there is nothing else in the vehicle. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Did someone get into it last night and not steal anything but hide the key??

PS. This brings up a good idea for the Ford app. Add a Find My Key feature and have it beep if you need to locate it. Like a built in 'square'. The fob certainly is big enough - there should be room in there for that!

OP You're making all of us insane. Did you fall into the black hole with your key? Do you need us to call for help? Do we send to send Neil deGrasse Tyson, Mike Tyson, or Mike Wazowski?

 

[corey07]

Whatever happened to @jrustyasl ? He hasn't been seen since last year!

Maybe he knows where to look for @Maineah (and the key fob).

I wish he would come back....give @Maineah some tips on how to follow up! ha

Wow, has it been that long? Feels like yesterday.

 

[WRF3MD]

 

[VailBronco]

I know a guy who is a keyfob deviner. For a thousand bucks plus travel expenses he'll come and use a divining stick to find it for you.

12 pages of comments and counting, we're all getting dumberer.

 

[kimmnen]

It’s always in the last place you look……so look there first.
You’re welcome.

Maybe fob was found in that last place looked, deep where the sun don't shine, and now too embarrassed to share how it got there...

 

[Havoc1]

I second this, this guy's legit

 

[Stage 3 Motorsports]

Man at least I'm getting paid to watch this thread lol, 12 pages and counting.

 

[tongsun3717]

In addition to the key, now he also lost himself. Someone call Poirot.

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