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I'm an Idiot or Going Insane [Updated With Final Location of Key Fob 🙀]

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Day4.
Still no answers.
The natives are getting restless, threatening ban hammers and ignore buttons more frequently.
Still no sign of OP.
I took it upon myself to escape from my indoor prison and take to the waterways in search of the OP.
4 hours trolling an industrial magnet did not yield anything but a sunburn, somewhat cruddy machete, two hubcaps, and a set of keys belonging to a Buick, but no Bronco fob.
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OP was not in this cave. Small animals bones were so I left quickly.
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OMG...YOU are hilarious!!

Love reading these daily synopses!

Keep it up...hope the keys are never found!!
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Several years ago Maineah's father, Jor-El, realized that their home planet would soon implode. He loaded Maineah onto a rocket and pointed it toward Earth. Jor-El was not able to complete Maineah's training on the safe and proper usage of X-ray Vision. Thus, when Maineah couldn't find his Bronco key fob, he fired up his X-ray Vision. Well we now know that X-ray Vision will first melt Marine Grade Vinyl, and then to cause it to burst into flames. The Bronco was a total loss. Even if he finds the fob now, there's no vehicle to use it with. Case closed.
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Ford Bronco I'm an Idiot or Going Insane [Updated With Final Location of Key Fob 🙀] 1655638643872

At this point, you find those keys, you just go right ahead and shove them where the sun don't shine! Then after that, please update us...
 

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Have you ever said, “Hold on! Let me find my phone,” when you’re on your phone talking? Yeah, it’s like that. Probably in his pocket!
 

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Well, on page 17. That’s 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back… and still no answer 😩
 

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Well, on page 17. That’s 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back… and still no answer 😩
Some of us have been here for days! haha not getting those back
 

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Has anybody actually tried to PM the OP?
 

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
 

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
How the hell does this Sith tragedy have anything to do with this thread? I think a quote of Jedi Clampett is more appropriate when he said, he's “such a liar that he used to have to get somebody else to call his dog for him.”
 

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We've all been played by a disgruntled Ford salesman/woman who finally got tired of fielding calls about the delay in getting their Bronco and having no answers from Ford headquarters. So OP I salute you for the ultimate prank and you got some time down time for yourself.............UMMM by the way, do you know where MY Bronco is?
 

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I would like to officially petition the @Administrator to shut this thread down, and put us all out of our suffering and misery.
Pull the plug, and call it.
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