This teaser has checked every box not to offend the easily marginalized masses
-Erasing history to only focus on the present.
-Electric vehicles are the only way forward, along with unreliable green grid options.
-Inter-racial couple representation.
-Biometric data storage for tracking.
-Autonomously control by AI servers for off road "following", also for tracking.
-An equitable non-conforming, non-culture appropriated "tipi" made of recycled topo-chico glass bottles, because global worming.
Also, if you are offended by satirical prose, then you are part of the problem.
You sound like the type of person I could drink a helluva lot of beer with!