Under two hours folks.
Get your checklist taken care of.
-Wrap up what you're doing now
-Get your pizza ordered
-Nail one foot of each child to the floor in another room
-Make sure your icy beverage is on ice
-Your significant other should be placated with wine, song, or some pie by now
-Xanex should be taken at least one hour prior, now is fine
-Phone charged
-Gif app/site of your choosing standing by
-Make sure you have all required websites and TV channels up and running 15 minutes prior to 8PM ET.
-Go pee in about one hour.
Let's do this.
Get your checklist taken care of.
-Wrap up what you're doing now
-Get your pizza ordered
-Nail one foot of each child to the floor in another room
-Make sure your icy beverage is on ice
-Your significant other should be placated with wine, song, or some pie by now
-Xanex should be taken at least one hour prior, now is fine
-Phone charged
-Gif app/site of your choosing standing by
-Make sure you have all required websites and TV channels up and running 15 minutes prior to 8PM ET.
-Go pee in about one hour.
Let's do this.
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