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“MY DEALERSHIP SAID:”
And then some ridiculous nonsense.

Keep it clean, Keep it funny

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Well my dealer said that if I sat in my bathroom in the dark on the second full moon of the month and said “Bloody Mary” three times, a girl in the mirror would appear and tell me all about bubble tea. Or whatever people drink now.
 

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My dealer said "any f-ing thing that any of their employees could come up with on the spot they thought would generate a sale or put a buck in their pocket. No matter how f-ing stupid it sounded when it came out of their mouth, then they stood behind it as if Kevin Bacon himself had said it."
 

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My dealer said he'd throw in a complimentary Three Finger Combo if I picked up my Bronco in person.
we talkin the raising canes kind or the San Francisco treat?
 
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Did you intend a Blazing Saddles reference or is that just where my mind goes?

*trying hard to keep it clean...*
I can assure you that if there was a Blazing Saddles reference, I intended it.
 
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My dealership said in Canada the Sasquatch package is being advertised as the “samsquanch” package....

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My dealership said if I can prove Samsquanch is REAL, they will give me a Bronco 2020 model.
 
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My bronco specialist told me today that I knew more about the ford bronco than he does. No wonder I cant figure out if they submitted my build or where I stand other than the fact that I am the first person in their dealership to reserve a bronco. All I did was send them the accessories link... noobs.
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