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My kid just ruined my Bronco, I hate Instagram.

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jaws72

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Pathetic photoshop, totally fake
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🎶 The bearings on the Bronco go clunk clunk clunk...
 

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That moment when infantacide possibly became an option
 

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So...

Your son took your Bronco and optimized it for the Jurassic Park driving school version of the Prometheus school of running away from things. The turning radius must be half a parsec with that geometry.

I think it needs... tail fins. Big ones. And maybe some longhorns on the front, Boss Hogg style. Neon lighting underneath (because more is always better)! And wrap it up with a tasteful paint job involving flaming neon.

There ya go. That'll do it. It's just a work-in-progress at this point.
 

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