Your son took your Bronco and optimized it for the Jurassic Park driving school version of the Prometheus school of running away from things. The turning radius must be half a parsec with that geometry.
I think it needs... tail fins. Big ones. And maybe some longhorns on the front, Boss Hogg style. Neon lighting underneath (because more is always better)! And wrap it up with a tasteful paint job involving flaming neon.
There ya go. That'll do it. It's just a work-in-progress at this point.