OMG-Enough with the “Dirt Mountain” Nonsense

[morrieswigs]

Sounds like someone is jealous they aren't on the mountain.

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[WyoBronc]

Yeah, dammit. Whining complainers are the absolute worst. And it’s not even a “Mountain” …..way, way too small to be a mountain. I would dare say it’s more like a hill. Perhaps even a “mole hill”? You whiny bastards have gone and made a mountain out of a mole hill…….now, get to work making some new stickers that aren’t based in lies and exaggerations…….bunch of dirt mole hill misfits.

 

[Broncodave]

I would not want my Bronco sitting there, and I feel damn lucky that I waited to order.

 

[MaverickMan]

What is all this freaking pineapple business??? On and on!
what the heck do pineapples got do with Broncos????

If you dont know, well you cant afford it baby.

Its actually a ancient prophecy from a time before the world was completely off the rails. Some people started argueing about hawaiian pizza in a pizza thread. It got pretty heated and spawned its own thread, then whammo that day we got crucial information about the yet to be revealed Bronco. Next thing you know it happened again a few days later, then people started connecting the dots. Soon it was a common assumption that talking about pineapple and its rightous or unrightous existence on pizza would result in leaks and production secrets and all kinds of morsels of Bronco info. So now we all pray to the pineapple gods in our own ways to keep the dream of one day owning a new Bronco alive. I have may have missed some details and names but thats how I remember it ohh so many moons ago.

 

[myrealname123]

OHHHHHH EMMMMMM GEEEEEEEE

 

[iamchewby]

If you dont know, well you cant afford it baby.

Its actually a ancient prophecy from a time before the world was completely off the rails. Some people started argueing about hawaiian pizza in a pizza thread. It got pretty heated and spawned its own thread, then whammo that day we got crucial information about the yet to be revealed Bronco. Next thing you know it happened again a few days later, then people started connecting the dots. Soon it was a common assumption that talking about pineapple and its rightous or unrightous existence on pizza would result in leaks and production secrets and all kinds of morsels of Bronco info. So now we all pray to the pineapple gods in our own ways to keep the dream of one day owning a new Bronco alive. I have may have missed some details and names but thats how I remember it ohh so many moons ago.

It was a simpler time.

Also, Pineapples on pizza can f*** right off.

... still going to rock my sweet B6G pineapple pizza swag tho.

 

[PrepVet]

But they are clearly rotted out and need to be scrapped. They can’t handle being outside like that

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Bronco free to given me now.

But. I. Reserved. A. Bronco.

 

[martyb]

It was a simpler time.

Also, Pineapples on pizza can f*** right off.

... still going to rock my sweet B6G pineapple pizza swag tho.

Chairs.. need the chairs

 

[Lilj4425]

I like beer.

 

[iamchewby]

Chairs.. need the chairs

I got so many chairs on standby. I miss the chairs. The old "where is the BnP!?!?" threads were great for chairs... and also getting threads shut down and bans passed out.

Here. For you.

 

[rdass623]

with everyone so concerned about their broncos sitting outside awaiting a new top, do you expect them to wear out if parked for a month or two? will you bring your car inside if it is raining? there are a world of jeeps parked patiently in parking lots of dealerships nationwide which are just fine. are you suggesting the bronco cannot endure the same hardships of a jeep? my cloth top fiat 124 spider has never been stored inside a day of it's life. are you suggesting the bronco is less durable that my fiat? by the way my fiat survived huricane ida, parked outside in new orleans, unscathed. your broncos will be fine.....

 

[Pitpup]

The entire reservation/ordering process is like a divorce. There is no winning… only degrees of losing.

However, in the end, everybody heals and at some point, happiness returns!

 

[mpeugeot]

Haiku Time... LOL.

Tin Foil Hat's Aplenty
Webasto Ruins party Again
Bronco Still Hostage

 

[WRF3MD]

Lot rot, rats, dust, too many miles, rain, wind, FIFO, ad nauseum. Your truck is built way ahead of most of us… get over yourselves. Every thread gets polluted by some Dirt Mountain whiners complaining about how terrible their situation is.

There's 100,000 of us out there waiting for our Broncos. Everyone knew some would get their's before others, no problem, that's how things work. I feel for you guys that keep getting your build dates pushed back time and time again. Would you rather have your Bronco rolled of the line perfectly and shipped to you within a week or two, or would you rather have your's built since June and just waiting? Based on the the latest information, they're replacing the tops on the latest one's in the the lot first because they are the most accessible. That means that late July builds will be be repaired, inspected and shipped before June builds. I don't know when your build date is, but I would bet dollars to doughnuts that a 7-29 build date takes delivery before my 6-29. So, what was your complaint again?
#DirtMountainGang

 

[Rlack75]

This thread needs to be waxed!
Anyone have extra wax?

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