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If I was the President I would then use the Defense Production Act to require Ford to give me my private reveal of the Bronco :cool:
For national security reasons, to assist in evasive offroad maneuvers in the event of an attack, I'd be using my powers to get a Bronco for the presidential pimp mobile.
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I joke about Texas but do like it as a state... mad respect for y’all.

Last time I was there it was Austin in June and I have never been so hot in my damn life. And that’s someone who was born and raised in Phoenix. The heat in Texas is absolutely miserable.
 

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So, I've basically learned from this thread that people like to post memes about Texas and talk about why it's so great. Look, if y'all are so great, why do you use garbage wood to smoke with instead of being civilized and using a non-garbage wood in the smoker?

You probably eat pineapple on your pizza, too.
 

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So, I've basically learned from this thread that people like to post memes about Texas and talk about why it's so great. Look, if y'all are so great, why do you use garbage wood to smoke with instead of being civilized and using a non-garbage wood in the smoker?

You probably eat pineapple on your pizza, too.
That all depends on what you call garbage! In TX, LA and most of the gulf you catch Gaphtopsail Cats and bring them home, toss the hardheads... I heard in Florida they do the exact opposite. Both parties call the other fish trash.

you are not calling Mesquite, oak, pecan, and hickory garbage wood are you? What do y’all use?

PS with the amount of diversity in Texas Cities, it is really not hard to find anything as a topping for pizza.
 

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As the saying goes, "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could!". Even for us types, we feel the Pride of Texas as well!
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I've been lurking around this forum for several months now. I made an account just so I could throw some good natured shade at our Texan friends....

Just so you know, us Alaskans could cut our state in half...Then Texas would become the 3rd largest state. :p
 

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I've been lurking around this forum for several months now. I made an account just so I could throw some good natured shade at our Texan friends....

Just so you know, us Alaskans could cut our state in half...Then Texas would become the 3rd largest state. :p
Arizonan here. Always felt like Alaska is our sister state (also my Jeep was initially sold there)

always wanted to come visit.
 

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No offense to the Texans but I’ll throw a little shade in the name of fun.
I’ve never been to Texas and have no interest in ever going. (Unless the Bronco reveal is there and I got invited) To me it’s just the biggest and most outspoken flyover state.
 

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That all depends on what you call garbage! In TX, LA and most of the gulf you catch Gaphtopsail Cats and bring them home, toss the hardheads... I heard in Florida they do the exact opposite. Both parties call the other fish trash.

you are not calling Mesquite, oak, pecan, and hickory garbage wood are you? What do y’all use?

PS with the amount of diversity in Texas Cities, it is really not hard to find anything as a topping for pizza.
We throw both those things back. I have scars from getting struck by a gafftop in my knuckle. Had to fish using only one hand for the rest of that weekend.
 

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That all depends on what you call garbage! In TX, LA and most of the gulf you catch Gaphtopsail Cats and bring them home, toss the hardheads... I heard in Florida they do the exact opposite. Both parties call the other fish trash.

you are not calling Mesquite, oak, pecan, and hickory garbage wood are you? What do y’all use?

PS with the amount of diversity in Texas Cities, it is really not hard to find anything as a topping for pizza.
Mesquite is garbage wood. Florida has the best seafood in the world. Sorry you are so jealous :ROFLMAO:
 

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Mesquite is garbage wood. Florida has the best seafood in the world. Sorry you are so jealous :ROFLMAO:
PS - will this discussion get us a new leak? Asking for a friend.
 
 


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