Report: Manual Sasquatch Bronco is Happening (? or ! ... now revised to !)

[bobbleheadguru]

Hey @bobbleheadguru, how many pizzas do you owe people? Did anyone take you up on your bet?

My assignment to you involves a few questions:

1. READ: Quoting from the second article posted:
"Yet a report published Friday claims Ford has heard petitioners' cries for a manual Sasquatch, no doubt delighting the two or three actual Bronco buyers who signed the petition."

2. ANSWER: Do you think only 2 or 3 actual Bronco buyers signed the petition?
YES or NO?

3. ANSWER: If NO, how credible is this "nose way up and snarky towards this community" source v. Torque News?

Meanwhile... In my best Beatles lip synching karaoke voice:
"Pineapples Pizzas forever..."

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[bobbleheadguru]

YOU: [Snarky journalist, getting a generic statement that has already been eclipsed by the comments of Mike Levine tweets] > [Journalist with reasonable claim and an anonymous source].

ME: Beatles Voice: "Pineapples Pizzas forever..."

 

[Squatch]

My assignment to you involves a few questions:

1. READ: Quoting from the second article posted:
"Yet a report published Friday claims Ford has heard petitioners' cries for a manual Sasquatch, no doubt delighting the two or three actual Bronco buyers who signed the petition."

2. ANSWER: Do you think only 2 or 3 actual Bronco buyers signed the petition?
YES or NO?

3. ANSWER: If NO, how credible is this "nose way up and snarky towards this community" source v. Torque News?

Meanwhile... In my best Beatles lip synching voice:
"Pineapples Pizzas forever..."

I think this second article was sponsored by that marketing company that is totally independent of Ford.

Had to: If you're lip syncing, then you're not using your voice so it's just as good as anyone else's lip syncing voice.

 

[Thechief86]

https://www.thedrive.com/news/36394...r-a-manual-with-the-broncos-sasquatch-package

Thoughts?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Good thing I can buy lockers and tires on my own reconnaissance.
I'll upgrade the diffs when some D-Bag with an automatic totals his Sasquatch, haha.

 

[MaverickMan]

What a ridiculous move by Ford from the beginning.

I'm about to make up my own mythical creature-themed package...
loch ness monster?
The Chupacabra?
Jackelope?

I would buy a chupacabra model. I blame every weird noise that I cant see the source of on em! As my wife rolls her eyess.

 

[bobbleheadguru]

I think this second article was sponsored by that marketing company that is totally independent of Ford.

Had to: If you're lip syncing, then you're not using your voice so it's just as good as anyone else's lip syncing voice.

* You are 100% Correct. Karaoke. I will revise.

 

[FSUGolfPro7671]

That solves that....

Ford Still Won’t Offer a Manual With the Bronco’s Sasquatch Package - The Drive

https://www.thedrive.com/news/36394...r-a-manual-with-the-broncos-sasquatch-package

 

[@BadBlueBronco]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Good thing I can buy lockers and tires on my own reconnaissance.
I'll upgrade the diffs when some D-Bag with an automatic totals his Sasquatch, haha.

Ill save your number

 

[Lakelife36]

That solves that....

Ford Still Won’t Offer a Manual With the Bronco’s Sasquatch Package - The Drive

https://www.thedrive.com/news/36394...r-a-manual-with-the-broncos-sasquatch-package

I'm starting to get used to not trusting anything that they say. The quote from Ford in the article is "Lineup and powertrain offering configurations are as announced on July 13."; however, as of July 13th there was no actual indication that you couldn't get a Mansquatch. It took a tweet to Mike Levine to directly ask the question for us to find that out.

Slippery SOBs. Maybe we'll have an answer by 2021...

 

[Txchewy]

I wonder if the original leak was bait to see how we would react. Perhaps they heard too many people say they would move down a model and save a grand. If Ford is listening still, they are going to hear me continue to bitch. This move is a dagger to all the true enthusiasts.

 

[DriversSide]

Anonymous sources are all the rage these days.

Well well well, what do you know. I was right even with my anonymous source: https://fordauthority.com/2020/09/f...DCvCY8PBGCUADM9y5yzchL9Wzx2XpnbG7arsiuOvOZz1g

 

[DriversSide]

I'll accept all apologies now (me and my anonymous source): https://fordauthority.com/2020/09/f...DCvCY8PBGCUADM9y5yzchL9Wzx2XpnbG7arsiuOvOZz1g

 

[DriversSide]

That article lacks a lot...Like anything that shows that it's true.

And yet it was true . . .

 

[DriversSide]

I put zero stock into this. I reached out to Mike to get clarification but I’m honestly tempted to lock the thread. They have zero proof or anything.

For real, my anonymous source is MONEY every time. But he or she shall remain anonymous. Proof enough for you: https://fordauthority.com/2020/09/f...DCvCY8PBGCUADM9y5yzchL9Wzx2XpnbG7arsiuOvOZz1g

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