So, using history as a barometer, which gives credence to my own jaded expectations of an email......this Thursday (today) “cleanup” should be a carbon copy of Week 3. I concur, and oddly feel no anxiety/excitement today since I have no expectation of an email from Ford unless it’s to provide critical Ford Pass information.
I used to hate Mondays…………Thursdays are the new worst. It’s like every week reliving the trauma associated with the realization that Santa is a big fat lie.
My dad told us kids he shot some big fat guy in a red suit that had broken into our house…….but at least he dropped his bag of presents as he limped off. Wish I had known to ask for a MIC top when I was still naive enough to believe in Santa.
Even the true believers and email build recipients are subjected to a form of abuse……congrats, your bronco is
being built on the week of June 7th, no the 21st, no July 14th. And they’ve made so many build concessions it won’t even look like a bronco when they finally get it…….soft, floppy top flapping in the wind like a scarlet letter declaration of shame and compromise, tiny little tires, 4 doors stretched out like a redneck limousine hauling drunken teens off to prom. And everyone will ask “why does your bronco look so shitty compared to those cute little proportional, hard top ones that say Sport on them?”
Well, at least Thursday is 4 days closer to Friday than Monday is……..<glass half full end on a bright note optimism.