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The Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a lobster
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Haven’t seen a lobster do this.
Laughing My Ass Off!!!!
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I can confirm this. Got stuck in a storm without a top and the rain kept getting UNDER my windshield. Was wiping it by hand.is less aerodynamic than a lobster.
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GPM. Not Miles per Gallon, but rather Gallons per Mile. Ooof. That’s gotta hurt in the wallet.
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Just buying the Gladiator hurt the wallet!GPM. Not Miles per Gallon, but rather Gallons per Mile. Ooof. That’s gotta hurt in the wallet.
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unintentional honesty would be a perfect way to put it.
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Maybe in the Gulf Stream? Oh, waitaminute...
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Their poor aerodynamic profile is the primary reason that lobsters don't fly.
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Well, lobsters have to be hydrodynamic...
Evolution favours the fittest!
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Evolution favours the fittest!
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Reminder - the Bronco is not a frictionless sphere in a vacuum.
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If you:
A) Throw it hard enough off of a cliff
B) oil it up and launch it down a steep glacier
C) tie a cinderblock to it and launch it out of a very large potato gun
D) see one of them with Aviator glasses on and a helmet that says "Maverick". If you do, just nod out of respect, because he's been "inverted" and is a certified badass lobster.
E) Put one (or 2 dozen of them) in a Crusades-era catapult, fill it full of pop rocks, Mentos, and Coke, let sit for 30 seconds, and pull the lever.
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