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The Legend of Dirt Mountain

UtahLars

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Something to listen to while you wait!

Listen here:



Lyrics:

From the badlands of Dakota
to the outer banks back East
we're sitting here and starving
there was supposed to be a feast
never wanted to be a ranger, a maverick? not in the least
Dirt Mountain won't you just give us some peace
Dirt Mountain what's the number of my beast?

from Ithaca to Trumansburg, took the Black Diamond trail
Down in Big Bend Texas, ya know I spent some time in jail
Now I ain't no Gladiator, never crossed no Rubicon
Dirt Mountain, why must you lead us on?
Dirt Mountain, where's my First Edition?

Now posters are delightful, and rodeos they're fine
but i need to climb Dirt Mountain
and nirvana will be mine!

Now Moses went to Sinai, Hillary climbed his Step
Hans Meyer had Kilimanjaro to solidify his rep
Me? I'm heading out to Dearborn
I'm taking all my gear
Dirt Mountain, this is my model year
Dirt Mountain, you can't make me live in fear
Dirt Mountain, I'll no longer stand in line
Dirt Mountain, I have come to take what's mine
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Damn, son. That's amazing and great and oh so perfect. And it helps. Now for a verse where we unload the weapons and gear up for the raid!

We gathered up our posse,
Fit men and women both,
Saddled up our ponies,
To set our Broncos free.

Dark of night, no stars, no moon,
We rode into Dearborn, looking for the Dirt.
We spied it from a distance,
You could hear the Broncos stomping.
We cut the bolts and broke down the gates,
Racing from the guards keeping captives.

The Broncos ran free for the very first time,
It was quite a sight to see.
We whooped, we hollered, we drank and danced,
Back to Chicago and Austin, Seattle, and Phoenix.

Free free, the Broncos are free!
Never to be held captive again.
 
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UtahLars

UtahLars

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Well-Known Member
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Laurent
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‘21 Ford Bronco First Edition. ‘21 Audi RS6 Avan
Your Bronco Model
First Edition
Clubs
 
Damn, son. That's amazing and great and oh so perfect. And it helps. Now for a verse where we unload the weapons and gear up for the raid!

We gathered up our posse,
Fit men and women both,
Saddled up our ponies,
To set our Broncos free.

Dark of night, no stars, no moon,
We rode into Dearborn, looking for the Dirt.
We spied it from a distance,
You could hear the Broncos stomping.
We cut the bolts and broke down the gates,
Racing from the guards keeping captives.

The Broncos ran free for the very first time,
It was quite a sight to see.
We whooped, we hollered, we drank and danced,
Back to Chicago and Austin, Seattle, and Phoenix.

Free free, the Broncos are free!
Never to be held captive again.

OK - yeah that's fucking great!
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