The Official Bronco6G Photo Challenge Game 📸 🤳

[RBF 1401]

Yay! Patty day green Bronco winner! Lol.
Thank you @RBF 1401 for stepping up to pick the next challenge.

Great. As someone who was often called "Patty" (which is what my dad called me if I was in trouble... and I was often in trouble)...

NEXT CHALLENGE...

You doing something you shouldn't in your Bronco, to your Bronco, for your Bronco, or in spite of your Bronco.

Did you prank someone? Get pranked?

Leave your roof off in the rain?

Did you spend more money on something than you should of (and maybe fibbed about its price to your significant other)?

Did you get stuck? Almost get stuck?

1. ) I eat too much ice cream and stopped at TWO Braum's on my way home from Granger (because we don't have Braum's here in Arizona.)

2.) So there was this one time, I was parked in the woods, and apparently four feet in front of my truck was a sign (facing the other way), saying No vehicles beyond this point. The Ranger came by, made me move, and then we helped him move all the logs that someone must have moved, that used to block access to where I drove.

I wish I had took a picture of the sign, but the Ranger was a little peaved about the logs having been moved (not by me), so I thought I probably shouldn't be getting a picture of my Bronco parked at the sign before I moved it.


3.) One June, we stupidly drove off road east of Phoenix when it was 118° outside. I don't recommend it. When we stopped to pee, we took turns staying in the running, air-conditioned truck because we couldn't turn off the vehicle without it getting quickly up to oven temperature.

Yes, I do live in Arizona, but in my part of Arizona the highest temperature ever recorded in all of official weather history is still less than 118°.

We saw NOBODY the whole hour or more we were out there, so it could have been a huge tragedy if that Bronco had broken down...

And if you don't want to admit to doing something dumb, tag somebody you have seen here who has posted something dumb, or some kind of trouble causing

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[RedDawg]

According to my HOA:
Parking on gravel or dirt is prohibited. All vehicles must be parked on the pavement.
Me going rogue:

 

[j_marinelli]

According to my HOA:
Parking on gravel or dirt is prohibited. All vehicles must be parked on the pavement.
Me going rogue:

HOAs be like

 

[Everglade Hawaii]

Not allowed to park here. Oops

 

[dpAtlanta]

When my Westin Brush Guard arrived, there was a mile of bubble-wrap in the packaging…. So, I asked the wife to video this.............. she said I was an embarrassment to every grown-up Bronco owner, and I should not be doing this in public:

2024 Badlands Sasquatch - 2 Door

 

[Beach_Bum]

When my Westin Brush Guard arrived, there was a mile of bubble-wrap in the packaging…. So, I asked the wife to video this.............. she said I was an embarrassment to every grown-up Bronco owner, and I should not be doing this in public:



2024 Badlands Sasquatch - 2 Door

An embarrassment for not attaching a photo or video or for some other reason?

 

[RBF 1401]

An embarrassment for not attaching a photo or video or for some other reason?

I see it. It's a video of him driving over bubble wrap.

 

[Squatch]

Maybe it's okay to be here?
...but I'm supposed to be mall crawling, right?
Maybe this is still mall crawling because there's "paved" road nearby.
The dirt, that is hilariously hard to see in this photo, on my Bronco is from a place where I probably shouldn't have been.

 

[Dantastic]

Can I just screen shot all my bronco upgrade orders after my wife said no more upgrades? I may of broken that rule a few times ...

 

[KABQ]

I parked in a "compat" spot once

 

[broadicustomworks]

When my Westin Brush Guard arrived, there was a mile of bubble-wrap in the packaging…. So, I asked the wife to video this.............. she said I was an embarrassment to every grown-up Bronco owner, and I should not be doing this in public:

2024 Badlands Sasquatch - 2 Door

I fully expected to see you run into the frame wearing the bubble wrap and fling yourself down onto the pavement while making rubber chicken noises.
I was sorely disappointed that you did not capitalize on that opportunity.

 

[broadicustomworks]

(Current challenge submissions)

The Bronco is not in this pic, but we drove it there. The staff at the Arches Visitor Center will frown at you if you sit on the decor pretending it is a wild bucking creature. 8 seconds while bearing the burden of their scorn is a long time.

Bronco doing things it shouldn't be? At the time, considering how new it still was and how rough parts of Potts Mountain trail were, I should not have been on it.
But we did. And we survived. No tie rods were harmed that day. But the wheels did get more rock rash on that day than a dozen other offroad trips gave them combined.
I didn't need a spotter on this part, but there was a spotter for everyone and I wanted to help them feel like they were important at the time. I've been in more precarious predicaments mowing my yard.

Breakin' the law?
Probably. I'm sure the speed limit on a deserted sandy trail in BB is not 60. (not pictured here, as I was driving during said incursion)
However, the few curves in deeper sand at the end of Glen Springs/ River Rd begged for a little "yeehaw time".

And we don't discuss monies spent on "upgrades".

The one prank so far has no picture proof. One of my ungrateful progeny placed large phallic valve stem covers on the Bronco. And I drove it to an event completely unaware until I got back home. Oh, I kept them, yes I did.
Vengeance will be mine.
Will it be on Prom night?
Will it be at a Mustang show?
Will it be the first day of college?
Only the shadow knows.

 

[RBF 1401]

Heads up. I will be picking the winner tomorrow. Okay, so actually, I have a professional critic that will be picking the winner, since I can't make up my mind about anything. But she is not available until tomorrow.

As in... I will be going to visit my daughter who is far more opinated than I am and will have no trouble quickly choosing a winner.

 

[Jazer]

Probably shouldn't be doing donuts in the dusty sand, with the top back.

Still finding evidence a year later.

 

[j_marinelli]

Probably shouldn't be doing donuts in the dusty sand, with the top back.

Still finding evidence a year later.

Kids in the back like

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