Things we hear people say about Bronco that make us laugh

[Lesymarie]

I personally like the memes

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[604Bronco]

Dude, its painful. And its not like I am trying to dog the Bronco sport, but you wanna be like "No, I ordered the REAL Bronco!" haha

haha this happened to me today. A friend texted me a picture of a Bronco Sport; first one he’s seen and sent it to me. At least he acknowledged that it seemed a bit small and “not right“… lol

 

[Theherofails]

I stopped going places where people know me just so I can avoid the "Did you get your Bronco yet?" question. I haven't seen my wife in 2 months.

 

[bpurtz]

Since my Bronco has shipped and I'll be taking possession in a couple weeks I'll add the paraphrased comment:

"What's the point of an FE? I can build out a Badlands for $2000 less than your stupid FE..."

 

[De Brus]

I personally like the memes

 

[Rlack75]

Heard Ford had a problem with the MICA Top!

 

[mbagne]

"Oh, that's nice . . . do they make a John Elway edition"??

 

[GravyTrain]

“Shouldn’t it be a 2022 model then?”

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I personally like the memes

Oh them MF'ers ... THAT'S IT, THE GLOVES ARE COMIN' OFF!!!
I'm getting a big one of these and plastering that bitch right on the back window.

 

[wilmerfjohnson]

I'm graced with possession of a 2 door FE. Holy attention magnet batman! Dumb question so far - "is that a 2 door or 4 door?"

 

[portland_lol]

my wife has said that it looks like a rednecks car. the bigger the tires stick out and the moar peeps she knows from the south get them the more she feel that way

 

[Jonmartin84]

I hate when people see bronco sports driving around and you have to pull up google images to make sure they know which one you're waiting on

I get most annoyed at this one. And I have one particular friend that knows this is the button to push for me :/ . He keeps saying you sure you want that "little thing"

 

[WuNgUn]

This one is more of a Bronco community one... Everyone saying SAS for Sasquatch.
In the greater off-roading world, it refers to solid axle swap.
C'mon... Is it that hard to type Squatch??

 

[Civkik]

"Yellow huh? Not the color I would have picked"
"It's orange."

 

[Apple Blossom]

My coworker has a BSport. Told my other coworked I was waiting on a Bronco he goes "yea Tim has one". No he doesn't. "The name says Bronco". No, it says Bronco Sport. "Yea, like I said Bronco." Completely different car. One is unibody, the other is frame on chassis. They don't share a single part. The fucking roof and doors come off. Not even close to the same. "If Ford calls it a bronco, it's a bronco." Are the mustang and the mustang MachE the same car? "Sure, theres mustang, mustang gt, mustang machE. It's all the same" that's not how that's works. "You're just mad I proved you wrong" are a Range Rover and a range rover evoque the same car? (His dad has a range rover) " no that's different. Stop fighting with me just because I proved you wrong"

I normally like this guy, but he really made me want to stab him that day.

I always say… “a real bronco”.

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