Uh-Oh. Sasquatch Package in Oklahoma is now in question.

[R.A.N.M.J.]

"What're ya boys doin' out here in the middle ovda woods screechin' and a hollerin' with guns and donkey piss?"
"Well, oscifer, we're huntin' BIGFOOT..."
"Bigfoot?"
"Yessir, BIGFOOT."
"Awright, lemme see your permit and registration."
"S'right here oscifer."
"Awright, then, you boys be carefol. And steer clear of Mr. Bower's ranch. He alretty shot two boys last week a traspassin. Ya'hear?"

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[Sooner]

"What're ya boys doin' out here in the middle ovda woods screechin' and a hollerin' with guns and donkey piss?"
"Well, oscifer, we're huntin' BIGFOOT..."
"Bigfoot?"
"Yessir, BIGFOOT."
"Awright, lemme see your permit and registration."
"S'right here oscifer."
"Awright, then, you boys be carefol. And steer clear of Mr. Bower's ranch. He alretty shot two boys last week a traspassin. Ya'hear?"

We just shoot the trespassers from Texaco!

 

[grewhi]

This is the state that stole my SuperSonics (and shale not be named). Now they are trying to hunt our Bigfoot. Typical, not to be trusted.

 

[Baddie64]

While I’ m fairly certain this is just a tourism thing (I think), I still cannot fathom the first response to seeing a Bigfoot being “shoot it”!! If it walks upright and is smart enough to stay hidden this long, the things are smarter than most of us.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

This is the state that stole my SuperSonics (and shale not be named). Now they are trying to hunt our Bigfoot. Typical, not to be trusted.

I’m still confused how Seattle doesn’t have an NBA team.

 

[Baddie64]

I’m still confused how Seattle doesn’t have an NBA team.

For the same reason that the least jazziest state in the union has an NBA team named Jazz.

 

[RustySeatbelt]

Craziest shit I've read today and I've read some crazy today.

Awesome! Sorry Oklahoma, just another reason to move to Texas.

 

[Scott1911]

That is an awesome map! leaves off my part of the state.

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