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OMG, people... ? Please stop the INCESSANT whining! ?
Do you want to know the truth?!?
Some of the hysterical comments that have been made in this thread demonstrate EXACTLY why manufacturers use a DEALER network as a distribution channel and choose to sell WHOLESALE rather than directly to RETAIL customers. Face it... the amount of hand-holding required by retail customers is MUCH higher than that required by wholesale customers.
So ask yourself the following questions:
a) Do you enjoy selecting incompatible options in the “B&P tool”?
b) Do you think about car parts as “commodities“ when you sleep?
c) Do you get excited when talking about “allocation formulas”?
d) Do you find the concept of “model year uncertainty“ exhilarating?
If the answer to any of these questions is “NO!”, THEN YOU ARE A ***RETAIL*** CUSTOMER WHO DOESN’T LIKE WATCHING THE SAUSAGE BEING MADE!
So make things easier on yourself. Cancel your reservation, visit a nearby dealer, pick out a nice vehicle, and drive it home. I guarantee you will quickly forget about all this Bronco-related stress!
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Do you want to know the truth?!?
Some of the hysterical comments that have been made in this thread demonstrate EXACTLY why manufacturers use a DEALER network as a distribution channel and choose to sell WHOLESALE rather than directly to RETAIL customers. Face it... the amount of hand-holding required by retail customers is MUCH higher than that required by wholesale customers.
So ask yourself the following questions:
a) Do you enjoy selecting incompatible options in the “B&P tool”?
b) Do you think about car parts as “commodities“ when you sleep?
c) Do you get excited when talking about “allocation formulas”?
d) Do you find the concept of “model year uncertainty“ exhilarating?
If the answer to any of these questions is “NO!”, THEN YOU ARE A ***RETAIL*** CUSTOMER WHO DOESN’T LIKE WATCHING THE SAUSAGE BEING MADE!
So make things easier on yourself. Cancel your reservation, visit a nearby dealer, pick out a nice vehicle, and drive it home. I guarantee you will quickly forget about all this Bronco-related stress!
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