Why do off-road manufacturer company names sound like bad porn films?

[Sonny]

OK, hear me out. "Rock Hard", "Hammer Built", "Rough Country", "Flow Master", did everyone who's making accessories start out in bad 70s porn?

Seriously, though, I get that everyone's selling an image. The "rough and manly" company names are getting pretty eye-rolling though.

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[MileHighCitizen]

Same reason Marion Morrison changed his name to John Wayne?

 

[Dusty]

Would you prefer rainbows and unicorns?

 

[Karl_in_Chicago]

OK, hear me out. "Rock Hard", "Hammer Built", "Rough Country", "Flow Master", did everyone who's making accessories start out in bad 70s porn?

Seriously, though, I get that everyone's selling an image. The "rough and manly" company names are getting pretty eye-rolling though.

I dunno, man, think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on "Flow Master" - an enduring classic for all time if you ask me . . . but to each their own!

 

[UtahBrandon]

You made me do a self-evaluation. I think I'm good

 

[Hossfire]

The guys that own these shops aren't exactly corporate types.

 

[NatureMan]

@Tricky Dick
@ticklemybronco

 

[MayhemMike]

I have never seen a bad porno. Lol

 

[NatureMan]

I have never seen a bad porno. Lol

So 2 girls 1 cup is good?

 

[MayhemMike]

So 2 girls 1 cup is good?

Never seen.

 

[NatureMan]

Never seen.

Dude, you have to watch it.

 

[Lèòn]

OK, hear me out. "Rock Hard", "Hammer Built", "Rough Country", "Flow Master", did everyone who's making accessories start out in bad 70s porn?

Seriously, though, I get that everyone's selling an image. The "rough and manly" company names are getting pretty eye-rolling though.

My friends call 'em Rough Cunt, I got into the habit of calling it that myself.

Diesel names are even worse, "I'm Powerstrokin' with a Duramax on, Cummins hard" xD

 

[Ranbronc]

i always make sure i add the 4x4 when googling rock hard

 

[Gtrekker]

Dude, you have to watch it.

WTH!!! That's is so wrong!!!! Never will I be able to get that out of my head... Need gun now!!!

 

[dejones64]

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