Wife humor.

[Blksn955.o]

How has the couch been treating you?

We got a leather couch when we first got married in 2005 we still have it and it is so comfortable we would fight over who was sleeping on the couch...lol.

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[1TNgirl]

It’s funny you guys have trouble with the wife’s about the Bronco. I have trouble with my husband. He’s mad that I don’t stop talking about it and he wants the BP page up just to make me happy hahaha!

Same here!! These guys are cracking me up though. They are keeping me entertained while I wait

 

[its_not_a_tuba]

Mine refused to hear anything about it then I showed the release video to a friend and she begrudgingly sat through it. Then she was like “it comes in a 7 speed manual and the roof comes off? We need a Bronco!”

 

[EvlNvrDys]

You know she will want something of equal or greater value.

Took care of that 3 years ago when I got her the JKU she wanted ?

And soon, I'll get to show her what a real truck is!! ? Oh yeah.. Broncos4Life!!

 

[EvlNvrDys]

Same here!! These guys are cracking me up though. They are keeping me entertained while I wait

You see? And all this time you thought guys had it easy! Just because we like to pee outside, doesn't mean it's always sunshine and rainbows. The truth comes out about what have to deal with ?

 

[Thall551]

Mine initially really liked them, but is incredibly tired of hearing me talk about it. Her eyes glass over when I start talking about the newest updates. Like me when she talks about that thing... whatever it is, that she enjoys. Damn. Wonder what that is she’s always talking about while I’m building a bronco in my mind.

She says I can get whatever I want as long as she doesn’t have to talk about it anymore.

 

[Used2jeep]

I went to the dealership yesterday. Told my wife she wouldn’t even go with me. Says I talk about the Bronco too much Lol. Salesman was showing me stuff about the Bronco Sport SMH. I just let him talk because obviously I already knew more about the Bronco then him. Funny thing she works at the plant that makes the Bronco. She told me two test Bronco went down the line today. So Ladies and Gentlemen we have liftoff on the 2021 Ford Bronco. I believe a 4-Door and 2-Door.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is our new mole!

 

[BeerForMyHorses]

...In all seriousness, she supports it. She knows I'm obsessed, and that I've always wanted this type of SUV, and reading about the bronco has virtually consumed all my free time. We're in a good place financially so we can afford a healthy down payment and financing. Although, I don't think she knows I'm daydreaming about the Badlands, (wait, no, basemansquatch! ...no blacksquatch! Badlands!)

But seriously, we're fairly frugal and rarely treat ourselves so we've never bought anything nearly this expensive before so actually doing it versus just talking about it will be testing new waters. (Even just the base model at $30k is insane to think about... The Badlands with some upgrades and accessories might give me a heart attack)

 

[Toccoa]

 

[Marrowthirst]

I plan to buy the Bronco I want; my choice of color, number of doors, trim, options, etc. Then I plan to surprise her with keys and say happy birthday! After 3 years I will say to her 'we need to get you a new Bronco optioned the way you want it'...I will just take the old one.

 

[scviduli]

My wife wont hear about it since it's not a hybrid or electric. She drives a Prius.

 

[GotGOAT]

My wife knows nothing as it’s for her so I’m hiding it from her. She does know I’m frequently looking at something that she insists on trying to figure out but I won’t let her. She probably thinks I’m cheating on her ???

“who are you talking to now?”
”what’s so funny?”

Just tell her it’s State Farm.

 

[Texas Sunshine]

I haven't told my wife anything about the Bronco! I think it's best that she doesn't know!!! What do you think?

My question is, would you be okay if she did the same thing?

 

[broadicustomworks]

I plan to buy the Bronco I want; my choice of color, number of doors, trim, options, etc. Then I plan to surprise her with keys and say happy birthday! After 3 years I will say to her 'we need to get you a new Bronco optioned the way you want it'...I will just take the old one.

This guy is on a whole different level. Take note, fellas. All your present tactics are medieval comparatively. Learn from the sensei.

 

[acetdeucy]

My question is, would you be okay if she did the same thing?

oh yeah!!! I’ll start by saying we are NOT rich. I love her and I also care about her... so I want her to be happy with anything she does in life.

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