Win-a-Bronco $5 Scratchoffs

[Red Squatch]

My wife came back from the store and dropped these on my desk.

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[Area51BS]

My wife came back from the store and dropped these on my desk.

Heading there now! Lol

 

[Lilj4425]

What’s a wife?

 

[TXBronco1313]

I’m gonna check if we have it here in TX but I highly doubt it

 

[Lowcountry Bronco]

So did you win?

 

[Red Squatch]

So did you win?

I'm waiting cause until I scratch them I haven't lost.

 

[Bugkillah]

Schrödinger's cat…

 

[BigHoof]

Have to check it out tomorrow.,I don’t play so never look.

 

[Karl_in_Chicago]

I'm waiting cause until I scratch them I haven't lost.

"You gotta play to lose!" was the original Lotto slogan but then they realized they probably shouldn't hire mathematicians on to their marketing team.

 

[Broncc]

Immediately had this pop into my head when I saw those lottery tickets. Probably would have spent an unusual amount trying, for fun of course.

 

[Jason]

So you play a game where you basically have no chance at getting a Bronco? I think Esteban has a new gig with the Pennsylvania Lottery.

 

[Red Squatch]

I'm waiting cause until I scratch them I haven't lost.

Well I officially didn't win (one losing ticket, one $5 winner) so I guess @Bugkillah that means the cat is dead.

 

[Red Squatch]

So you play a game where you basically have no chance at getting a Bronco? I think Esteban has a new gig with the Pennsylvania Lottery.

I doubt he can beat out our current lottery spokesman, the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania.

 

[Lowcountry Bronco]

Well I officially didn't win (one losing ticket, one $5 winner) so I guess @Bugkillah that means the cat is dead.

C'mon now ... you never leave money in the machine, you're supposed to roll that $5 back into another ticket!

 

[DriveAllNight]

Call me a skeptic, but ignoring the odds for a minute, the ticket says a 'Bronco of your choice' if you win.
If that's actually true, who wouldn't choose a Raptor fully decked out with every option, even if they were just going to sell it for the Bronco they wanted and have extra cash on hand?

Where's the fine print?

And wouldn't it be Schrödinger's Horse?

And since, when it comes to all things Bronco, it appearss I can't seem to be able to math, I'll be heading to Pennsylvania for a Bronco ticket ....

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