You Know You Drive a Bronco When…

[sgriffin911]

You invent "errands" just to get to drive it because you are WFH and don't have a commute!

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[LSTLAF]

You Know You Drive a Bronco When…

You pull into your office parking lot in the AM (not a car dealership) and within the first 15 parking spots on any day there may be any combination (1 or all 4) of:

1 - 4 door Cactus Gray First Edition
1 - 2 door Lightning Blue First Edition
1 - 4 door Lightning Blue First Edition
1 - Code Orange Bronco Raptor

Perfectly backed into their respective parking spots.

 

[Dickzip]

When...your wife keeps asking you...how much did you pay for this thing?
Then expects a large piece of jewelry...ug

 

[Lèòn]

When...you wife keeps asking you...how much did you pay for this thing?
Then expects a large piece of jewelry...ug

 

[TonyaGilmore]

You've just gone through the most bizarre and strange car-buying process ever.

 

[Lèòn]

You've just gone through the most bizarre and strange car-buying process ever.

facts

 

[Jonny Bronco]

Your dealer tried to screw you over.
You drive slower now for some reason.
You go top down any chance you get.
You take speed bumps and dips at higher MPH's.
You hate your stock speaker system.
You smile like a kid who got what they wanted on Christmas morning every day you drive ti.

 

[Bliff64]

When your not driving it you can't stop looking at it or pictures of it...at least that's how I was with my Jeep until I ordered a Bronco... can't wait!

 

[NVCowboy]

When drivers in random vehicles wave to you in your SUV… they are the 2yr Bronco order holders waiting for thier order to be selected for production(namely Me)…
@Garemlin i’ve likely waved at your’s, Bro…

Oh, crap. Me too.

The funniest experience was driving down the freeway in my Superduty towing my 6x12 Cargo Conversion that's got battery trays on the tongue and rotopax all over the V-Nose, so it looks like it'd be great on a Bronco (its being built for the Bronco). I slowly passed a Bronco, and he knew I was scoping his ride. He leap frogged me, either to give me another look, or to check out my trailer. who knows.

 

[Martiin]

When you go to close windows and one refuses to close and opens back up after reaching the top

When you hear a noise at a light at send chills down your spine thinking the 2.7 is toast but it's just the old square body next to you.

When you go to adjust the AC and Don't know what it's at so you just feel it out.LMAO (I have a 21 with temp on knobs)

When you gotta go check your rear seal after every obstacle to make sure it's not leaking oil. (Mine just started leaking and is currently at dealer)

When your two smallest 4yr and 5yr tell their teachers they own and get dropped off in a monster truck at school.

 

[Graybs]

When you have to open and shut the door a second time because it didn't close completely the first time.

 

[FleshTuxedo]

When you have to open and shut the door a second time because it didn't close completely the first time.

Always

 

[Lèòn]

When ya can't wait for warm weather to go topless, and always check the local weather reports daily

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