You Know You Drive a Bronco When…

[Hannaboy78]

When you hit a deer 5 months after taking possession, it takes 3 months to get parts in to fix it and then takes another 4 weeks to finish.

When you get it back and it's like new all over again!

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[The Todd]

Your don’t have room to put shit.

 

[hemiblas]

When all the "Wrangler-Bros" give you the finger. Which I'm totally fine with.

They all had Broncos on order and never got them. Thats why.

 

[ScorpydJim]

When you are habitually searching this forum for the best way to run 37’s without a lift.

 

[ScorpydJim]

When you are habitually searching this forum for the best way to run 37’s without a lift.

Speaking of which… I got them on today. BFG 37 12.5 17’s with stock sasq wheels on BL 2 dr. Trimmed crash bars as others have done, used cut off wheel on one side, sawzall on the other (don’t use cut off wheel) and checked for articulation, rubbing and all is good!

 

[BNeal]

When you look at your bank statement and think, "maybe I shouldn't have bought that widget."
Open e-mail about a new widget for Bronco, "ooh, I need that."

 

[Rockett]

They all had Broncos on order and never got them. Thats why.

When you see posts like this every time you log on. No matter what thread...
(cue the nasty reply)

 

[Cobrafang]

When the UPS guys asks you “how many cars you have?” Because you keep getting boxes of parts.

 

[BaseBlackCoupe]

When you don't turn the other cheek, you dominate your environment, and people want to be you

 

[P Samind]

When I hope there's another Jeep at the next stop light behind me...reading my plate and getting nauseated.

 

[Gtrekker]

When you are habitually searching this forum for the best way to run 37’s without a lift.

Should be an easy search... Wildtrak on 37" K02s, factory wheels, no lift, no levelers.

 

[JBrew]

When your not mall crawler barely fits in the mall. First time I’ve been to a mall with the bronco I had to take off the antenna.

That was the first thing I took off.

When people ask you, “Is that the big one or the little one?”

My mom calls my two door one of the "little ones" and it pisses me off. Just because it's a few inches shorter doesn't mean it's "little".

You constantly hear “ I’ve never seen a 2 door”

A random cashier in an Arby's drive thru said, "That's a two door? Wait, is that the Bronco? They make two door Broncos!"

 

[Garemlin]

Jeep drivers start to wave to you and throw their hand down real quick and look straight ahead when they realize they weren't getting ready to wave to another Jeep. Had it three times so far. LOL

 

[Ground_zero298]

When people tell you it looks a lot bigger than the other Broncos they've seen...

Lol. Everyone usually asks if thats the big one. I always say no, I got the 2 door. Then they say those are cute but the big ones are cooler. Always makes me laugh. Even the guy at the fords parts counter asked me that and I parked in front of the window. He tried selling me sport door brackets for my halo doors.

 

[ScorpydJim]

Should be an easy search... Wildtrak on 37" K02s, factory wheels, no lift, no levelers.

Love your hood, ordering one soon!

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